Soooo much wasted food. I really don't want it back, though.

Will it flush?

*Don't breathe this!

What kind of Odin-like deuces are you dropping if you need a toilet that can flush goddamned golf balls?

You know, I really wasn't impressed until I saw the dog food.

Watching it, I think that my toilet could compete.

I know, however, that it can't.

That's bullshit. Let's see how the thing does when someone puts a half a roll of toilet paper in there, or stuffs a shit ton of paper towels in, pun intended. That demonstration was really impractical since none of those things would ever be put in a toilet like that. Let's see what the thing can do at a restaurant bathroom; it wouldn't stand a chance.

These guys are dumb. You use a toilet for going to the bathroom in, not that kind of crap.

Oddly soothing.