Justin? Um...did you.....did you just call me a whore?
This explains arranged marriages with the very young
|The Townleybomb |
I'd really like to hate-fuck a couple of these dorks with a bottle of Everclear, so I guess these work.
what is that last guy doing there, he should run away from that terrible place.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"I'm Clayton McDonald." (absorbs woman into shirt)
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Fathers, lock up your daughters!
|Frank Rizzo |
"I'm Clayton McDonald" means "Are you a guy who likes to cuddle? If not, SCRAM."
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
You know that video with the news guy who talks to the father whos son got mauled by a dog? And compares said mauling to how a ref calls plays?
I am gaping like a guppy. My jaw has unhinged, plunged through the earth, and popped up somewhere in China, like a two kilometer tall maypole with stubble and teeth at the top. This is some kind of amazingly breathtakingly insightful video right here, yes indeed.
Hi, I'm Chris, I'm kind of new to the area and I'm looking for an easy lay.
The last guy, with his huge hair, huge heart, and hamburger, really made me feel good about life.
Hey, I'm Brad. I like my sex like l like my coffee...
Hi, I'm Abraham and I want you to be another one of my wives. What size Mormon underwear do you wear?
"Hey baby, you and me believe in tithing, so why don't you break me of ten percent of that poon?"
mormons are a threat and need to be dealt with
|Spastic Avenger |
I can't believe they used Bruce Springsteen's 'Secret Garden' as the soundtrack for this.
|Jet Bin Fever |
They're all virgins and will have sex only after sealing themselves and while wearing mystical garments.
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