Sudan no1
"In Connecticut it might be normal behavior [to sleep with chimpanzees] -- NOT IN MY HOUSE!"
he's right about one thing, everyone I've known from Connecticut was way into sex with chimps.
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Comatose2 
Chimps are for liberals. Conservatives are more discerning and always choose the shaved orangutan.
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Doctor Arcane
I love how a freaking ethnobotanist goes around calling people hippies.
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Hooper_X well, for a jewish dude from the bronx, he really fucking hates jewish lawyers.
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TeenerTot
This rant needs to be sampled and remixed.
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Hooper_X
Holy shit, Michael Weiner, you're a dickbag.
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dueserpenti
He's like the DaVinci of Jewish self-loathing.
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Keefu
Blind hateful politics from a man whose real name is Weiner.
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Goethe and ernie
"If she'd had a gun in the house, she could've shot the monkey." But if she hadn't had a monkey in the first place... no, no, fuck it, she should've kept the chimp, and got a gun too. Silly liberals!
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pastorofmuppets
It's official. Republicans are smarter. Also they are just better at resisting the strong urge to fuck a chimp that we all face at one time or another.
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Hailey2006
This is coming from a man whose dream was to suck Alan Ginberg's cock!
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