|SolRo - 2009-03-04 |
i couldn't get past "hullo evuhreeyone"
|Vestigial Johnson - 2009-03-04 |
the word marriage has religious annotations
pornography will be sold in libraries
married gay couples will HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER A LOT
THIS WILL MAKE TEENAGERS PREGNANT WITH AIDS
that's some incredible logic.
|fermun - 2009-03-04 |
Not quite a dupe, but it is on here before in the form of an annoying atheist responding to this video.
By annoying you mean AWESOME.
|sunisevil - 2009-03-04 |
Does a belief in God allow one to read inane arguments in the dark?
|Robin Kestrel - 2009-03-04 |
This pasty dough golem almost had me convinced me that my thinking was dangerous and bad, but then numbers 2 through 5 started to sound like benefits.
|Slagathor - 2009-03-04 |
And what, you blubber beast, is so wrong with number 3?
|RockBolt - 2009-03-04 |
Yeah, you don't give in to your fleshly desires, do you Tubby?
|fatatty - 2009-03-04 |
Yeah I know as soon as I stopped believing in the Christian god the first thing I did was throw away all morality, shoot up heroin and rape some children. Jesus christ kid. Also didn't your parents teach you gluttony is a sin?
After more than a decade of declines, the Centers for Disease Control reports that teen pregnancy is on the rise again.
According to the report, teen birth rates were highest in the South and Southwest.
The only states that saw a decrease in teen birth rates were North Dakota, Rhode Island and New York.
Experts place the blame on federal programs that teach abstinence alone, in lieu of a variety of birth control options.
|StanleyPain - 2009-03-04 |
Actually, tubby, we don't have to "imagine" a world such as you speak.
There are plenty of countries that are thoroughly secular and have extremely liberal governments that are quite broadly divorced from any church/state type relationship. And, what do you know...there is no mass chaos or retarded decent into GODLESS MADNESS.
But, of course, when you have no actual knowledge of the world except for a few factoids you barely remember from school where you were barely paying attention anyway, that kind of thing escapes you.
|The Great Hippo - 2009-03-04 |
Five stars for Strong Sad.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2009-03-04 |
"Pornography will be sold in libraries."
No. Pornography will be made "freely available" in libraries. The Porn aisle will be located next to the Reference aisle and will be divided into easy to browse sections. Where Zoology ends, Zoophilia will begin and slowly make its way down to Anal.
|futurebot - 2009-03-04 |
What really disturbs me about this is that he isn't even making predictions here, in the sense of examining the world around him and making some rational extrapolation towards the future. This is just a kind of exercise in wish-fulfillment; the guy gets off on imagining the worst dystopia he can for his political enemies. He's a sadist.
True enough. Actually, he probably both loves and hates these ideas. He hates them because he feels threatened by these ideas and makes these baseless predictions to try and sway people from what he considers dangerous thought. But he loves the idea of it all happening cause it mean the Rapture has arrived and he'll be going up to heaven.
That always worried me about the idea of the Rapture. Believers want to fight socialism, atheism, a more ordered world because that is the sign of the Rapture (you know, world peace, no wars, the whole 'false' peace they predict) and at the same time want it all to happen so they can rise up to heaven and watch the rest of us burn and suffer on Earth.
Either way... they want to watch stuff get trashed.
|allcaps - 2009-03-04 |
Well, this just pisses me off. He forgets - or never knew - that there have been numerous instances within living memory of countries that forced atheism and far-left ideologies on their populace and forcibly suppressed all opposition. These were pretty close to as bad as it gets, and yet this guy apparently hasn't ever heard of them! Read a REAL book once or twice, eh? Why hypothesize when you can historicize? "Public prayer will be banned," and the churches burned down and the priests shot against the wall. "Promiscuity will increase," up until the point where people start starving, then everyone gets sterilizations. "As moral relativism becomes commonplace" - you fucking hope! They'll send you for a decade of labor on the collective farm, tons of fun. Your bourgeoisie recidivism is jiggling off your chin. No kulaks get invited to the Party!
|millerman13 - 2009-03-04 |
Jesus tittyfucking Christ fat ass, here we go:
1. Teen pregnancy would rise? Read a fucking study. Only because of the lack of education on your party's have teen pregnancy rates risen.
2. Yeah, we all love rape and pedophilia. If we don't have God telling us what's right and wrong I would NEVER know what to do. I'd just fuck children all the time
3. Atheists persecuting religious behavior? Where the hell have you been since, oh, I don't know, fucking HISTORY?
4. I won't even tackle this.
5. Maybe because your aggressive foreign policy has created "terrorists," aka "Sand Niggers" or whatever dumbass redneck term you prefer. Maybe your "unwaverin'" support/funding of the Israeli war machine has created this anti-American sentiment, you lardass motherfucker.
I really, really, really hope that people in general are smarter than this sack of shit. If the rest of my generation contains this idiocy, please distribute the Drain-O now.
Edit: Only because of the support of abstinence only sex ed. on your party's behalf have teen pregnancy rates risen. I was mad when I wrote that initially.
I never understand how that's an argument in the fundie's favor:
"If I didn't have God, I'm murder people and molest children!"
"Well, I don't have God, and I don't do those things or in any way want to. I'm good of my own free will, not because an omnipotent being has a gun to my head. So please, explain again how atheists are the morally bankrupt ones."
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-03-05 |
What a fat, lethargic, sack of shit.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-03-05 |
I'm gonna start with number one
|godot - 2009-03-05 |
I suspect it would look a lot like Sweden or the other scandinavian democracies. How I pity them with their lack of church attendance, strong socialist parties, high education, economic prosperity, good health (and healthcare), arts, and pretty girls.
|Gojira1000 - 2009-03-05 |
In my secular socialist wonderland I am banning Moon Pies and Mountain Dew.
|OxygenThief - 2009-03-05 |
Damn, Night Vision Phantom™, it be some BULLSHIT up in this drag!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-05 |
Yes, because religion doesn't encourage children to have unwanted pregnancies and egg the tradition on by denying said children any knowledge about sex ed whatsoever.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Obviously the vlogger above has had several unwanted pregnancies so I guess she speaks from experience.
|Beyonce Knowles - 2009-03-05 |
Nobody will listen to me, so I speak to the darkness~~~
|Sudan no1 - 2009-03-05 |
oh! THe ghost ham is talking! Go away ghost, I have no butter! No!! IT WILL NOT GO AWAY!
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-03-05 |
This is the face of the opposition, folks.
|imairlax - 2009-03-05 |
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If you have a double chin, don't grow a beard otherwise your throat will look like a hairy sausage.
|Xenocide - 2009-03-05 |
The NIGHT VISION PHANTOM asks "What if you truly had it your way?" He asks this because he can't go ten minutes without thinking about Burger King, although you probably guessed that by looking at him.
I love how he sounds tired out from the effort of TALKING.
I lol'd at NIGHT VISION PHANTOM. I'm going to become the LENS FLARE PHANTOM and challenge him to an e-duel
|Nithing - 2009-03-05 |
I hate the conflation between 'liberal' and 'atheist' more than anything else.
|joyofdiscord - 2009-03-06 |
I'm convinced, hooded, blubbery creature lurking in the darkness.
Tell me more about how we will found our society on purposely violating their rules for the sake of atheist edge. I'm guessing pork at every meal!
|Sean Robinson - 2009-03-06 |
I'm pretty sure he was crying right before this video.
|The Amazing Thracian Bicycle - 2009-03-06 |
fuck yeah secular totalitarianism
do i get a dope commie hat
|kingofthenothing - 2009-03-19 |
The Night Vision Marshmallow has a much deeper voice than I would have thought by looking at him. He's also very annoying. Peace and righteousness? Who says anyone wants righteousness?
|phalsebob - 2009-06-19 |
1) Ghosty McFathoodie, My Pretty Pony Journal #3, 2008
|phalsebob - 2009-06-19 |
Also, check out his non night vision videos for some gene pool horrors.
|Spastic Avenger - 2009-06-20 |
That's almost as annoying as people using infer instead of imply.
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