Four stars because while it's true that it's the best segment on Colbert in a really long time, the best this show can manage nowadays is still only "pretty good." The days when Colbert would make Bill Kristol squirm are long, long over.
> ... So you don't want to do what the site is for?
If you haven't figured it out by now, our rating system is completely fucked up, in particular with regards to how a video that has a million five star votes and one four star vote can never appear on the top rated list.
A four star rating means, "I liked this." I don't think it makes any sense that giving a video a positive rating should actually LOWER its ranking.
I was going to one-star this submission for having the audacity to suggest that anything could be more awesome than 'better know a district'. Still, while it fails by that criteria, it's still a pretty good segment.