something about this video hurts all of my senses...

the fact that people are capable of becoming like this without first starving to death is proof that the modern world is horrible

He has a "Nightmare Before Christmas" up on his wall in a different video.

Never has this work been recited with such dark passion

He looks like an angry gymnast.

For some reason, it doesn't seem to work without a Russian accent. Nice try, though.

Thanks, asshole. Now I hate Byron. Oh and you. I really fucking hate you.

This clip prepares us for the Begotten clip.

(shudders)

I'd like to see you mumble and moan your way through 'Don Juan' like you have a persimmon up your ass, you flaming cocksucker.