dubz
Not five minutes ago, I was lamenting the awful mess that is my house.

Now I don't feel so bad.

dubz
Uh, that wasn't supposed to be a reply. O well.

KillerGazebo
This man completely lacks a prefrontal cortex. He is incapable of mentalizing results without producing them and as a result has tried many things that would seem illogical and completely insane.

Where a normal person's thought process may follow in this manner:

Hotdogs are tasty > Peaches are tasty > The taste of hotdogs is rarely applied to peaches, as such a taste is not thought of as appetizing > I will refrain from combining these two foods in my cooking.


This man parses the situation quite differently, possibly like this:

Hotdogs are tasty > Peaches are tasty > Nobody has expressly said that these two taste bad together > Some people must eat them together > The two tastes go great together, I guess > These two tastes can be combined to greater effect though use of this blender > THIS SMELLS TERRIBLE > nobody ever said this would smell terrible > it must only smell terrible because of the smoke > why is it smoking > things are on fire > the fire has been snuffed, the food must now smell better > THE SMELL MAKES ME WISH TO VOMIT.

mcsancherson
This is your brain on meth.

allcaps
I am entirely convinced this man is being overmedicated on tranquilizers.

thebaronsdoctor
I sort of want to know the story behind that

Is this a temporary housing solution for him? Is he at a friend's place? Has he broken into someone's apartment and been squatting there for the past few weeks while making videos of him attempting to cook things?

TeenerTot
Yeah. I'm not sure if it's real or not. If not, it's fantastic comedy. If real....well, still fantastic comedy.

I think my favorite part is when he washes the hot dog--with his bathroom soap.