|Sudan no1 |
tip: use a scented candle to infuse your sausage with lovely flavors
what is up with this guy? drug addiction, mania, great sense of humor, what?
Uh, that wasn't supposed to be a reply. O well.
This man completely lacks a prefrontal cortex. He is incapable of mentalizing results without producing them and as a result has tried many things that would seem illogical and completely insane.
Where a normal person's thought process may follow in this manner:
Hotdogs are tasty > Peaches are tasty > The taste of hotdogs is rarely applied to peaches, as such a taste is not thought of as appetizing > I will refrain from combining these two foods in my cooking.
This man parses the situation quite differently, possibly like this:
Hotdogs are tasty > Peaches are tasty > Nobody has expressly said that these two taste bad together > Some people must eat them together > The two tastes go great together, I guess > These two tastes can be combined to greater effect though use of this blender > THIS SMELLS TERRIBLE > nobody ever said this would smell terrible > it must only smell terrible because of the smoke > why is it smoking > things are on fire > the fire has been snuffed, the food must now smell better > THE SMELL MAKES ME WISH TO VOMIT.
|dr tits |
how does this guy even survive?
he lives in a one-room toilet with shit everywhere!
my favorite part is at six minutes where the burner catches fire.
"there's, uh, smoke everywhere,
i don't think it's supposed to do that..."
|Louis Armstrong |
I like how this place isn't his and he plans on abandoning it for a couple o days.
I sort of want to know the story behind that
Is this a temporary housing solution for him? Is he at a friend's place? Has he broken into someone's apartment and been squatting there for the past few weeks while making videos of him attempting to cook things?
|Wonko the Sane |
"shouldn't have done that"
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Note the massive box of Fisherman's Friends on top of the fridge. This alone makes me suspect it's a joke.
I'd say this man is going to die from horrific food poisoning, but given his general level of incompetence he'd be lucky to last long enough for that to happen.
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