|Prickly Pete |
2 stars per each time that Luigi swings Ronald around by the cock.
AHM RUHVIN IT
|Michael Houser |
I would like to see that fight staged in real-life out in front of a Burger King.
This is pure distilled Internet. Some guys made a video game where Ronald McDonald and the Mario Brothers fight in front of a Burger King to "Scatman."
Ronald kills Mario by making him into a giant hamburger.
I love this kind of thing, BUT, part of me thinks this:
On the one hand it's great that 14-year-olds have created this unique and truly postmodern DIY culture. I genuinely think things like this and Youtube Poop represent an exciting movement in culture, one that doesn't even know it's a movement (so, the best kind).
On the other hand, they're reappropriating these corporate mascots without truly subverting their meaning or value, so stuff like this, and all the other Youtube Poop is still functional as a piece of advertising for the brands the characters represent. It's counter-culture that isn't counter-cultural.
In fact, since we're putting these iconic characters into scenarios based on our own values, tastes and sense of humour, the internet's mimetic adoption of Ran Ran Ru, Mario, Robotnik et al is actually more effective at strengthening our relationship with their respective brands than an actual advert would be. It's like my demographic is making its own advertising specifically targeted to itself, without knowing it.
I wonder if McDonalds and Nintendo are pleased about this sort of thing. They probably are!
|Cowboy Funk |
Round 2 is pure madness, right up to the exploding apple as the announcer declares Ronald the winner.
Already not available?
Pretty sure Ronald is based on some King of Fighters sprites, very heavily edited. Also the giant hamburger super is awesome.
Oh, and yes, my super combo involves drowning my opponents in beard.
Doublebeard time, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure was originally an arcade game running on Capcom's CPS3 hardware.
5 stars just for replacing Dio's ZA WARUDO with making a giant burger.
-1 for being typical JOKE characters
-1 for not showing off the awesomeness that is an epic evil ken vs evil ryu CPU battle
Every mugen clip I see uploaded here has all the retarded characters - Great Wario, Peter Griffin, Mario (he was well done but christ it's old now), etc etc... Mugen can be capable of mindbendingly awesome feats of technical face-fistery, and while that may not jive with most of poetv's vids, it's sure as hell a lot more entertaining than watching mario grope ronald mcdonald.
we enjoy this because of the joke characters, not because we give two fifths of a shit about fucking mugen
Yeah, what the world needs is more Shoto clone bullshit.
Shotoclone - a term used only by those balls-deep in shameful post-loss crying.
MUGEN scares and confuses me.
|Louis Armstrong |
Now I'm waiting for omega stephen hawking to appear. Not even omega tom hanks and his magic shoes could withstand the blackhole logic attack.
If I had less of a life and more free time, I would create a MUGEN dude that was basically "The Internet." It would attack you with retarded memes (a series of tubes that fly out and hit you, a rickroll, lolcats, etc.) and could never truly be defeated, because, you know, it's the internet.
I suppose the antithesis of the internet would be "a life". That would be hard to put into MUGEN form, so yeah I geuss the internet MUGEN would be unbeatable.
|Rape Van Winkle |
That's obviously Donald McDonald, you cunts.
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