Do all the sofas come pre-stained?

Cleveland: the Japan of America

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Needs "Prebirth Pedophilia" Tag

Well, I was going to go to Rooms to Go, but I'd rather buy my furniture from the talking newborn with the beard.

whooaaaa...what the fuck.

i don't even know what to say. that got really surreal in the last moments.

I, for one, am reassured that I can count on calling him Mark.

as usual, we can definitely count on his name being maaaahk

oh god no