Oh my god.
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
Dick needed to stop dicking around.
What a dick.
Great story to tell the grandkids.
Simply a case of mistaken identity.
eeexcellent... everything is proceeding as planned.
Oh, listen to this fancy bitch. Nobody SHE knows wanders into her house without clothes on. Well, fine, I guess all her friends are fucking Jane Ayre and Little Lord Fontleroy and shit, and the people I know are just clothes-less proles.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
So if I understand this correctly, the nude man walked into her house and followed her around, and her response was "no"? Woman, please. If some nude dude comes rolling into my home, I am stabbing a person.
Grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
She's screaming, "no no no."
No, no, no. Holy Mother. God.
That's when I reached around.
Micky Dicky not so Picky
Sex With Seniors Can Be Tricky
|Torture the Artist |
This would be the exact plot to Ernest Commits A Rape.
Police are still on the lookout for Mike Hunt.
Oh this is too perfect yo be real.
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