this is a great one but not enough 2b'fours and baseball bats for a Joe D(oughnut) Baker film
YOU SON OF A
YOU KEEL MY BROTHER YOU SONOFA
While Joe Don was a source of hilarity, his screechy hitman nemesis was also ripe for mockery.
"I'll blow her BRAINS out!"
Crow: All over THE boat!
TOOOOONNYYYYY is on my short list of all time best exclamations from an MST film.
Up there with "UUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" from Space Mutiny.
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So, who else can sing the end credits song from memory at the drop of a hat?
Go ahead on!
"There's po-ta-toes on the siiide"
Someday, "Final Justice" will be properly respected for giving us one of the early icons of modern feminism: Maria the Maltese lady cop. Nothing she does is predicated on her being "the girl"; she is brave, dedicated, principled, and overall a damn good officer of the law. She even ruins her career in the pursuit of justice, and she doesn't do it because she has fallen for Joe Don Baker's charms, but because it's the only way to do the right thing.
The more enjoyable MST3K films tend to do at least a few things right, and this film gets Maria right. Also, Goosio.
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