|Frank Rizzo |
SQUEEZE THIS PACKAGE
ITS HARD BECAUSE
ITS A VACUUM PACK
WHEN YOU OPEN IT
OUT TUMBLE THE
These peanuts actually look larger and better than most that you can buy now.
I was expecting him to go into convulsions. Instead I get nine minutes of vintage radio commercials for the product he just ate.
|Michael Houser |
He died later that day.
found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peeeeeanut just now.
|Sudan no1 |
By "circus peanuts," I thought he meant those godawful bright orange pieces of styrofoam shaped like a peanut. I was totally looking forward to some ingredient in the dye turning to poison.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Those peanuts traveled to the future and didn't recognize anything.
So...is unboxing a part of SFW fetish week?
Now I want to eat something that's older than myself.
Those aren't circus peanuts. Not like I wanted to see 'em, anyway.
it's a perfectly sane thing to eat
[Cue 'Macho Man' Randy Savage music:]
"I AM THE PEANUT. I give nourishment to millions. I spread pleasure wherever I go. Adults love me; children adore me. I am a friend, a companion, a source of joy and strength... but some people mock me. They give my name to things that are small and insignificant. They speak with contempt of 'working for peanuts'. Why must they say such things about me? Don't they know how delicious I am? Haven't they ever bought a bag of Circus Peanuts? Those plump, delicious Circus Peanuts, that cost only five cents a bag? Don't they appreciate me at all? Why must they be so cruel and thoughtless? Don't they think I have any feelings?" :*(
i love u mr peanut
Soikus nut commoical.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I don't understand why he saved these nuts for damn near half a century, just so he could open them up and maybe eat some of them.
Kind of sad in a way. Those peanuts survived in their package during Cuban Missile Crisis, the Moon landings, Elvis and The Beetles, the entire Viet Nam war, the hippie movement, the Watergate investigation, Barry Manilow and the Bee Gees, the oil embargo, the disco era, the computer revolution, the coming of the VCR, cable TV, the founding of Microsoft and hip-hop, the rise and fall of the coin-op video game, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Mariah Carey, the fall of Communism, the dot com bubble, the creation of the Nintendo and Playstation consoles, the Gulf War, Nirvana and Alanis Morissette, the coming of the Internet, the attack on the World Trade Towers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez, the Iraq War and a couple hundred other things I left out.
After all that what happens? Some guy eats them for a stunt on YouTube after which he'll crap them into the toilet. What a waste. I'm going to try to cheer myself up reading the comics section of the newspaper now.
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