I laughed out loud when he was talking about trying to pick up women for sex with pick-up lines and then, in the same breath, says that women are shallow.

Dear Homunculus P. Sourvictuals,

Get off your ass. Get a real job. Work hard. Make Money. Then shallow women will like you. You don't deserve anything better than a shallow woman, and I suspect that you'd be more than satisfied with one anyway.

Repulsed,
wtf Japan

'I'm doing the same things he was doing, but he picked up girls and I didn't!'

No, you weren't.

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punchpunchpunchpunchpunch

I like the basket chair he has hanging on his wall, very escher-esk. Also... Gennnnetaliaaaaaa

Hahaha objectivists are losers.

This is how you sound when you have balls in your mouth.

Destined to die alone.

GOD I have to fuck with this guy some more. I almost felt guilty about it and now I feel I didn't do enough.

America's prostitutes agree: Whatever price he offers to pay, it's not enough.

Intelligent conversation mid-coitus is what I find most attractive in a woman too!

I feel bad for him though. What would he be left with if he wasn't able to rationalize reality in a way that allows him a modicum of self-worth?

I eagerly await his acceptance into the TFL counter-illuminati strike force.

huzzah! it's toni colette with a goatee!

That's it. I am now a lesbian. I am going to run away with Rachel Maddow and every now and again we will have a threesome with Kat Kora so she can make us breakfast.

Yep, that's the plan.