This guy takes his job way more seriously then anyone watching his show.

Obnoxious and intellectually dishonest... which is the point of Mad Money I guess.

Jim Kramer had sex with all these stuffed animals.

This guy is shameless. If you want to lose massive amounts of money, listen to his advice.

Cramerica? 5 for that alone

it looks like he's committing sodomy on a stuffed dog in the preview image

Staff: Cramer Is A Friend Of The Felines, He Actually Names All Of His Cats After His Favorite Stocks

Staff: No Animals Were Hurt During The Taping Of This Episode Of Mad Money

I have no idea what the hell that guy said the entire episode. Though I did learn a lot of types of cats.

Unfortunate thing to bring up when criticizing Obama, #2,137: cat o' nine tails

If only the pesky federal government hadn't stepped in and saved the banks from collapse along with the mortgage, real estate, and insurance industries, we would have true investment opportunities these days. What with the resulting 40% unemployment, a worthless national currency, and primitive hunter-gatherer mobs roaming the NYC midtown area, Jim Cramer's wristwatch alone would bring 30 arrow heads or one large raccoon pelt. But with those tiny legs of his, I'm afraid he wouldn't be of much use in the salt mine.

So the point is, it's a bad policy idea during a nosedive towards depression to punish companies and sectors which might produce growth? Yeah, well, I don't think I agree with that take on Obama's policy, but I guess maybe it's a reasonable worry.

So uh, why the fuck are you taking this out on the stuffed kitties?

Strangely, Jim Kramer is a Democrat according to Erin Burnett this last week on Real Time with Bill Maher.

I've never seen anything from this show or even clips. Being a college student I wouldn't really need to. That said, I've seen shows like "King of the Hill" doing a parody of Jim Cramer and I thought the thing with buttons was just an over exaggeration of his show. Now I don't know what to say knowing that he actually presses big red buttons on a child's tablet while acting like a dumbass. 5 stars.

Anyone who watches CNBC needs a reality check with that bit John Stewart did last week.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/lists/rick-santelli-rant-030909

I thought this guy was made up for Iron Man!! I've never heard of him. What a ridiculous person.

Is this Japanese

This is somewhat reminiscent of Howard Beale's breakdown in the movie "Network." It's really quite entertaining.

Hey I agree, the fatcat that doesn't use the litter box properly and craps outside of it deserves to be punished when I get to clean it up.

Besides Cramer, the investment that the bail out goes to is the improvment of america. Banks wouldn't even lend you money to invest in stocks during the "good" years. Fuck you for pineing about stocks not improving because of the bailout.

you clown

Let's all say it with me: Stocks are not tied to the economic health of America.

I want a crying baby button for every person that comes in my office and complains

I knew he was a jerk when he upgraded the Bluth Company from "Don't Buy" to "Risky".

So I should put all my money into beanie babies? Sound financial advice.


A fool and his money...

Man, this guy is a shrieking faggot.

"paunchy panthers"
"lard-filled lynxes"
"blimpy bengal tigers"

also whoa

I liked the audible coughing from the crew during the few seconds of silence just before his tirade started.