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Desc:there is nothing in the ocean for you
Category:Pets & Animals, Horror
Tags:fish, pets of the Elder Gods, oarfish, there is nothing in the ocean for you, sea serpent
Submitted:gambol
Date:03/10/09
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Comment count is 19
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-03-10
That's it. I'm going to go burn down the ocean.
Chancho - 2009-03-10
We must love all of the creatures God made.

buttnutt - 2009-03-10
Don't be so oarfish.

SolRo - 2009-03-10
oarfish; as dangerous as sneezing
Pillager - 2009-03-10
Yeah, right.

Urburos - 2009-03-10
You see a fish, I see a buffet.
erratic - 2009-03-10
seriously. could you imagine the filet that you could make from that?

Binro the Heretic - 2016-02-20
It would be most unpleasant. Their flesh is mushy and full of ammonia.

Creatures of the deep, deep sea are all inedible to humans. Their environment demands a literally alien physiology.

Uulanbaatorbaby - 2009-03-10
Ah, "pets of the elder Gods", my favorite tag.
Whitewater5 - 2009-03-10
wow a long but harmless and otherwise normal-looking fish, let's sperg out like a bunch of goddamn retards and make tired jokes about cthulhu
fatatty - 2009-03-10
You see long and harmless. I see rare and interesting.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-10
Have some compassion. He's just a poor little oarfish. I bet he doesn't even have anywhere to go.
Harold Manchester - 2009-03-10
That lady sounds like Stuart's mother from Mad TV.

I like the part where the guy is like "YEAH HE'S DYING" as he's blithely unaware of the discomfort he's causing the fish, from holding it by its gills, above the water.
theSnake - 2009-03-10
LOL RITE? "Hes dying they only come to shallow water when they're dying." OK Mr Oarfish Expert thanks, maybe hes just lost you ever think of that dick?

Binro the Heretic - 2009-03-10
These things are awesome. They have little extendable siphon mouths. They hang motionless and VERTICAL in the deep ocean with their heads pointing up and their tails straight down. Their long dorsal fin keeps them stabilized.

They drift along sucking up small fish & crustaceans with their tubular mouths and grow to be as high as a three-story building.
Johnny Madhouse - 2009-03-10
Fuck college, I'm going to be an oarfish!

kingarthur - 2009-03-11
3 story building? Well, at least it's a harmless nightmare.

Avengingatheist - 2009-03-11
"oh it's beautiful"
spiteful crow - 2011-05-04
THAT'S NOT AN OARFISH IT'S A FUCKIN CHINESE MYTH DRAGON
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