That lady sounds like Stuart's mother from Mad TV.
I like the part where the guy is like "YEAH HE'S DYING" as he's blithely unaware of the discomfort he's causing the fish, from holding it by its gills, above the water.
LOL RITE? "Hes dying they only come to shallow water when they're dying." OK Mr Oarfish Expert thanks, maybe hes just lost you ever think of that dick?
These things are awesome. They have little extendable siphon mouths. They hang motionless and VERTICAL in the deep ocean with their heads pointing up and their tails straight down. Their long dorsal fin keeps them stabilized.
They drift along sucking up small fish & crustaceans with their tubular mouths and grow to be as high as a three-story building.