That's it. I'm going to go burn down the ocean.
oarfish; as dangerous as sneezing
You see a fish, I see a buffet.
Binro the Heretic
It would be most unpleasant. Their flesh is mushy and full of ammonia.
Creatures of the deep, deep sea are all inedible to humans. Their environment demands a literally alien physiology.
Ah, "pets of the elder Gods", my favorite tag.
wow a long but harmless and otherwise normal-looking fish, let's sperg out like a bunch of goddamn retards and make tired jokes about cthulhu
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Have some compassion. He's just a poor little oarfish. I bet he doesn't even have anywhere to go.
|Harold Manchester |
That lady sounds like Stuart's mother from Mad TV.
I like the part where the guy is like "YEAH HE'S DYING" as he's blithely unaware of the discomfort he's causing the fish, from holding it by its gills, above the water.
|Binro the Heretic |
These things are awesome. They have little extendable siphon mouths. They hang motionless and VERTICAL in the deep ocean with their heads pointing up and their tails straight down. Their long dorsal fin keeps them stabilized.
They drift along sucking up small fish & crustaceans with their tubular mouths and grow to be as high as a three-story building.
"oh it's beautiful"
|spiteful crow |
THAT'S NOT AN OARFISH IT'S A FUCKIN CHINESE MYTH DRAGON
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