I am the Ari Fleischer! King of the Douches!
|Dinkin Flicka |
Bark bark bark!
Lots of memos missed by that Ari Fleischer...
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Yeah, Obama will get on that Hallmark note right away Ari.
I totally agree. After we killed Saddam Hussein, we removed any possibility of him orchestrating a terrorist attack against America. Seems like perfectly sound logic to me, guys.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Moments of lucidity must, now and again, creep into their minds. Those moments must be like Hell.
Why do people ask the press guy anything? They're always the person with the least capacity for independent thought in the country. That's their job description. Even that little fat guy that turned against Bush could only parrot "shocking revelations" that everyone on the planet had before him.
If Ari Fleischer was a jellybean, he'd be one of those goddamn faux-buttered-popcorn nuggets that infest every single bag of assorted Jelly Bellies I've ever bought.
Go fuck yourself, Ari.
The Jelly Belly people claim that popcorn flavor is one of their best sellers. God help us.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
Of course, the anthrax attacks don't count as "terrorism."
Those were domestic terrorism. Like the Oklahoma City Bombing, which happened under Clinton's watch.
Domestic terrorism doesn't count. Terrorism that happens to our allies doesn't count. Terrorism that happens to us in other countries doesn't count. Terrorism that happens in the forest to brown people can't be heard. There's a lot of exceptions being applied here.
Being a liberal must be like the film "Groundhog Day." You wake up in the morning and everyday is Sept 10 2001.
You're making even less sense than usual Cena, is it really that hard to stay in character this long?
All I'm saying is that the Bush presidency wasn't a "total failure" as you put it. You guys don't even know why, but its just a "total failure" cause Obama, or Keith Olbermann just said so.
The tax cuts were one of his successes. Unlike Obama George Bush knows that to save a struggling economy you have to give money to people with the power to stimulate the economy. The tax cuts worked and held off the Clinton recession and the 911 recession. Liberals just hated the tax cuts cause they are jealous of the rich. I'm not rich, but I'm smart enough to know when they do well so do the poor.
Bush kept America secure. Radical Islam did wage war on the U.S. and Bush kept us safe. Whether or not you like the war in Iraq it did distract the terrorists, and kept them busy there so they weren't blowing up Americans here.
HURF BLURF DUH
"I'm not rich, but I'm smart enough to know when they do well so do the poor."
Really? Then how do you explain the last twenty eight years? The rich have been doing fucking fantastic ever since Reagan. How have the poor been doing in all that time?
This sentence shows how incredibly well mark understands the role he's playing. Only someone who truly gets the depth to which the lower economic half of America has been duped could write that sentence.
Cena, go and fuck your electical socket straw man.
The fuck just said Saddam caused 9/11.
Thats the outrage at this clip.
You are about as sharp as a circle.
Cena, technically if you are going to "define" something with quotes you must then actually "explain what you meant." "Total failure" is still begging to be explained.
Cena_mark is not performance art, he's a fat white dude from the South.
Bring back Billy Buttsex.
Keefu: Fat? I'm a buck 85 of muscle. You wouldn't say that to my face.
we've all seen you. you're a chubber
Glenn or Glennda
Three things I distinctly remember are
1. Republicans voting a tax cut to "stimulate the economy."
2. The Fed raising interest rates at about the same time, which is traditionally done to slow the economy.
3. The rise in interest rates leading to a bump in foreclosures.
All at about the same time.
Now, the traditional argument is that tax cuts lead to investment, and that's supposed to be good for the economy, but one of the things that caused the credit crisis is lots and lots of money looking for a place to invest. That's why the standards got lower and lower. There was more money out there than investments.
|Spit Spingola |
Ari Fleischer's words hit my brain like several blunt objects.
Jesus ignorant christ.
It's true, though. Saddam Hussein did not strike again. Especially since he did not strike at all in the first place. So for that to happen he would have to strike twice, I guess.
|Glenn or Glennda |
Why does he do that? When he was press secretary, he had no choice but to lie, but now he's deliberately coming on TV to lie. Hoping for a job in the Palin administration?
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