I kinda wanted to dock a star for the extra 20 seconds or so, but still, it made me awwwwww.
Screwtape Yeah, I thought he was going to come down the other side.
Johnny Madhouse This is kind of like one of those Russian films where something terrible happens and then there's like thirty seconds of nothing happening so the audience can reflect. I kind of wish the escalator was next to a pond, so the camera could have panned over to the cool reflective surface while I contemplated the inevitability of old age.
Still, five for graceful tragedies!
By the time I'm that old, I'll probably be falling off of space elevators.