Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? At least the insanely catchy chorus from the original remains relatively unscathed...
Five stars for awful, of course.
Apparently Africa has a lot fewer black women in it than one might imagine.
Oh fuck. This is
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I guess the rains in White South Africa (with tourists)
this is felony level abuse of autotune
3 stars because it's half awful half banal
No stars. In infuriating waste of 1:07 of my life.
Come for the bikini butts. Leave for a remake of a song that sucked to begin with.
I didn't watch this with the sound on, because I'm assuming it's a Toto cover.
-2 for not enough women in bikinis. Seriously, if I wanted to see Powder I'd rent the movie Powder.
Not enough asses, too much fatty in football jersey. Still five-starred for pure, undiluted evil.
Also: this is going to be this year's "Call On Me," isn't it? Can you imagine the level of sheer artistic bankruptcy it takes to aspire to be Eric fucking Prydz?
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