halon
FUCK YOU

HankFinch
Hits a little too close to home?

Torture the Artist
How can you not understand a drunk retard yelling a swear and falling down? The point is not exactly buried under layers of elaborate subtext here.

HURF BLURF DUH
Laughter. Gales of uproarious laughter.

Architeuthis Tux
I can see how this would be confusing.

Here, I'll attempt to explain.

The featured work, "Semi-nude party girl had a drink too many" is a modern symbolist work, and a fairly effective one at that.

The table represents, in its unwavering circularity, the modern state of endless, unundulating conformity. Its veneer surface and spindly metallic legs hint at tawdry cheapness; an entire motel of negative space limning the outline of chipped commercial driers and truckers so exhausted they pay their prostitutes to actually *sleep* with them.

Atop this precarious superstructure, this hermeneutic extrusion of implicit diesel fumes, is the personification of privilege. The contrast of her white skin bisected by black underwear, the ink forced and trapped in the skin above her coccyx, she signifies the pinnacle of what she lies upon. All its shameful dreams are bared. She negates the viewer with the bluntest, most sexual metaphor, and in her negation she collapses the entire metaphor.

And then we see it again, in slow motion.

This video expresses America like a suppurating wound.

Only 4 stars because she kept her underwear on.

simon666
Is this like when you 1 stared the Obama Elf vid?

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Stick this clip in the middle of the Coffy trailer and it wouldn't look out of place

gSSEhh
I'm five-starring a four-star comment.

ashtar.
Architeuthis Tux: The next time one of my friends says something like 'why do you like poetv so much, it's just a bunch of youtube videos?' I'll refer them to your comment.

Lies, lies, LIES!
If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Robin Kestrel
The table is conformity? Yes, I suppose I could see that, if you were taking the barest prima facie glance at this masterwork.

zatojones
yes very appropriate

j lzrd / swift idiot
"Tiajuana Bumpersticker"
"Tramp Stamp"

I love this shit.

Gill_Sans
Somehow I read that as "solid gold dining room table". Which is actually pretty funny when you think about it.

Lauritz Melchior
Gravity is POEtv's best friend, alongside cats.

futurebot
CAN YOU IMAGINE A VIDEO OF A KITTEN FALLING DOWN?

IT WOULD BE A PURR-FECT CAT-ASTROPHE!!!

chairsforcheap
wow, i hope you don't still call them "alcohol parties"

Camonk
I say, fellows, after a rousing sock hop down to the sody shop, let's finagle our way into my parents' liquor cabinet for an alcohol party!

Architeuthis Tux
Here here! I'll buy a round of phosphates if you'll do the honors of bringing home a fresh jar of U-Bet syrup!

James Woods
I needed to comment on this video somewhere and this string was great so I'll say it here. Thank science for slow-motion.

Document
No matter how many times I come back to this video and read these threads, Camonk's comment here just kills me every time. 5 stars for you, sir.

Gwago
YOU'RE fcking *hic* awersome

*BARF*

kingarthur
YEAAAHHHH!

futurebot
You need to give that meme up, hooper, it's not going to catch on

Pillager
No.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Camonk
Shut up, cunt