What the hell is the point of this?
I can see how this would be confusing.
Here, I'll attempt to explain.
The featured work, "Semi-nude party girl had a drink too many" is a modern symbolist work, and a fairly effective one at that.
The table represents, in its unwavering circularity, the modern state of endless, unundulating conformity. Its veneer surface and spindly metallic legs hint at tawdry cheapness; an entire motel of negative space limning the outline of chipped commercial driers and truckers so exhausted they pay their prostitutes to actually *sleep* with them.
Atop this precarious superstructure, this hermeneutic extrusion of implicit diesel fumes, is the personification of privilege. The contrast of her white skin bisected by black underwear, the ink forced and trapped in the skin above her coccyx, she signifies the pinnacle of what she lies upon. All its shameful dreams are bared. She negates the viewer with the bluntest, most sexual metaphor, and in her negation she collapses the entire metaphor.
And then we see it again, in slow motion.
This video expresses America like a suppurating wound.
Only 4 stars because she kept her underwear on.
Is this like when you 1 stared the Obama Elf vid?
5 for the tramp stamp.
This is why you want a good, solid dining room table, not one of these cheapo things from a used furniture shop.
|B. Weed |
That was quickly yanked.
Clearly not in defiance of gravity.
CAN YOU IMAGINE A VIDEO OF A KITTEN FALLING DOWN?
IT WOULD BE A PURR-FECT CAT-ASTROPHE!!!
Ok, it's back and better than I expected.
|The McK |
This is what I thought alcohol parties were like when I was 13.
Here here! I'll buy a round of phosphates if you'll do the honors of bringing home a fresh jar of U-Bet syrup!
And yet I'm convinced this is an opening for some homemade porn.
|The Townleybomb |
This is exactly the kind of thing I like to see on here.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
The best use of slomo i've seen in a while. BRILLIANT
I miss going to parties.
somebody's going to wake up with leopard prints.
Drunk people are awesome.
It looks like a CSI flashback or something before it cuts to her dead on the floor.
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! FUCK YOU!
(needs the FUCK YOU tag)
You need to give that meme up, hooper, it's not going to catch on
My favorite part of this is her whimper of pain after she says "Fuck you."
I know there is something wrong with my glee, but that's the kind of person I am.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I could skip the video and still award 5 based on the various threads. Although it is a drunk, scantily clad girl on a table, so ignore my last comment.
-2 for cutting from the moaning aftermath to a simple slow motion replay of the money shot.
its all about the moaning aftermath, isn't it?
If the video wasn't worth 5 stars, the comments certainly are.
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