Say what you will about the shell people. But remember that they love more deeply in a single encounter than you ever will in your empty existence.
Not pictured: each snail precoitally attempting to stab the other in the genitalia with a special-purpose biological shiv more commonly known as a "love dart" or "fuck dagger."
The flesh-things call it a penis. Do you love the other less as a result of the 'stabbing'.
This one thinks not. Do not presume to consider yourself our betters. You know nothing of the shell people.
No, it's not a penis. The penis is an entirely separate organ, present at the side of the head of both snails. The love dart is a mucus-tipped calcium-carbonate dagger with a splayed tip, which is stabbed into the mate for reproductive purposes.
The Wiki even has pictures:
The shell people tire of your baseless accusations.
You will be hearing from our attorney.
Alright, you just kicked my ass at pretending to be a mollusk.
|engrish muffin |
Why do you retract your eyestalks when we make love?
If you had to spend your life in the guise of a lesbian walking snatch with a house piercing on your back, that would be it.
I'm still turned on.
|Architeuthis Tux |
In my wife's library on pelagic molluscs, somewhere there's a two page long pornographic description of, if memory serves, cone snails getting it on. It described how this went on four several hours, while the receiving animal repeatedly convulsed and folded itself around the slowly pulsing foot of the other.
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