My families first PC came with a game based on this bundled with it. It's was a horrible kid-friendly doom clone. It was the only game I had besides solitaire for the first few months we had that thing. My childhood sucked.
"Sales of our plastic figurines with special action features are down 23% this quarter!"
"Do you think this has something to do with that paint we imported from China...the stuff made out of lemur bones and soil from Chernobyl?"
"No, no...it can't be. This is because of lack of promotion, promotion, promotion!! Benson, what do you have?"
"Well, I was thinking we need a new cartoon. Then we can use it to sell those boxes of Army America Filthy Pig Infidel action figures sitting in the warehouse...you know, the ones that the Palestinians sold to us for those defective ICBMs."
"Oh yeah. Good idea. What'd you have in mind?"
"Uh...well..."
"..."
"...hey, you know that cartoon that comes on during Garfield And Friends?"
It's probably appropriate that I didn't even know they HAD a cartoon until I found this video, being familiar only with the toy commercials that came on during something else.
(Also damn my overactive mouse and 5ing my own video)
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