Lindner
... is this Reymon's older brother?

kelpfoot
Stars are for GIRAFFES ARE STUPID.

Too long, though.

Spastic Avenger
I think that's mainly because it isn't american.

Charles
Now that I'm watching this sober, it does seem a bit too wacky to be true... but there are some pretty damn wacky retards out there. Even if it is fake, he's doing a pretty damn good job. +5 for how drunk I was when I voted this up

voodoo_pork
The problem is that this is obviously fake to anyone paying attention. It doesn't even pass that simple test, so it's almost like an unfunny parody of something. This is too unaware of what constitutes a genuine e-retard (e-tard?).

Camonk
Uh. The part of your brain that is good at talkin' another language is no way related to the part of your brain that is good at seeing through bullshit.

Some of the most effective linguists and teachers of English are Christian missionaries who've learned another language to more effectively get converts.

Not to say this isn't fake, but your justification for being fake is completely wrongheaded and ignorant. SORRY, BRO

manfred
You got me there, bro. MoRmOn missionaries are famous for being able to learn totally foreign languages (non-Indo-European) in a remarkably short time. These are the same people who believe that the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.

Stog
Do they all try to look like Kurt Cobain or is this one a special case?

THERE'S BILLIONS OF MONKEYS AND NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER GIVEN BIRTH TO A HUMAN BABY!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!??!

Ghoul
EVERY. LAST. ONE. The flannel shirt and beard combo is the hipster uniform for the 2008-2009 season.