"I like it very much to ride on older men. You see a short video, because the battery of the camera was empty. I can sit on the old man of about 4 minutes and bouncing on his shoulders."
Finaly I find someone who shares my fondness of wearing leather pants and dry humping old bald men's heads and they are on the other side of the world. Life can be so crule.
Your friends invites you over to his house to hang out, maybe play some xbox. When you get there this is happening; they both ignore your perplexed and horrified stares.