|dancingshadow - 2009-03-18 |
The fox reality bubble is slipping further and further away.
|Udderdude - 2009-03-18 |
It's like porn for middle-aged rednecks.
Oh yeah, and
Hey I'm not defending this, it's completely retarded, but Canada has it's fair share of dip shits. I might be going out on a limb here, but I wouldn't be surprised if Canada had a higher dip shit to non-dip shit ratio than the US. Hell, California has more people than Canada...
I kind of agree with everything this guy is saying.
Canada does not live up to its global responsibility or the fact that it leeches shit from poor people.
Sad, sad Canada.
|Gerhard - 2009-03-18 |
Stars are for the evil.
Is this show supposed to be satire or some sort of strange form of conservative comedy? How willfully ignorant do you have to be to push the "d'ur Canada's gots no military" joke that far? Current Canadian regular strength is 65,000, all arms, current deployment in theater is 2,500 with 112 killed total since 2002. The US has under 20,000 with 626 killed. I think we are more than pulling our weight.
Wait, what the hell am I doing reasoning with this shit!
Ahem.. Eat a bowl of cocks Fox News.
How was that?
Yur all a buncha Leslies!!
Even if those statistics are true, they're still taking a break and being pussies.
Why is everyone here like "WTF Why is Faux news making fun of Canada."
Get over yourselves, Canada is the butt of North America and they look like bitches for taking their military out of Afghanistan.
The reason the Canadian military is leaving Afghanistan is because the war no longer has the ascent of voters. It's called democracy.
It's also been a horrible failure. The reason why, in almost 10 years of war, the situation hasn't stabilized is because NATO in general and the US in specific have been neutered with regard to Pakistan. The north of Pakistan is basically a tribal zone with no regard for the laws of the country. Every time the Taliban or any of the terrorist groups are in dire straights they run across the border where NATO has no authority. The US refuses to do anything about this because they have a good thing going with the Pakistani military government.
Also, Mexico is the butt of North America.
|Fur is Murder - 2009-03-18 |
Can someone bitchslap these people with the fact that Canadians were fighting in WW1 and WW2 years before the US? Cuz that would be really great.
Yeah but Canada kind had to because of its relationship with England. In WWI England demanded Canada send troops, but Canada insisted it become a Common Wealth if it committed troops. Then as a CW in WWII it had a reasonable obligation to fight along side England because of that relationship.
Not quite, MR. 666. You are right that Canada didn't exactly have a say in getting involved but it wasn't too hurt by the lack of control either. Canada was an enthusiastic supporter of the war effort and there was no initial negotiation over status at that point. The "hey, remember what we did for you?" part came post-war. I can't believe I'm getting into a history lesson in this thread, but I have never been more offended by something online like this in a long time.
I'll take that, my Canadian history is limited to two survey courses for modern American and European history.
Canada fought in those wars before us because they are England's bitch.
This is offensive as hell. How the fuck would America feel if people from Iran or Venezuela were talking about taking over America? This is shameful.
Canada was there and took a beach at D-Day, but we don't see movies about it because they didn't fuck it up and everything went pretty smoothly.
Yeah, but Juno beach was also the easiest to land on and breech the Germans defenses. Not to take away from the Canadian soldiers efforts there at all (they also suffered huge casualties and did push inland quicker than the British and Americans), but I'm just saying if you make a war scene in a movie of course you do it with the most dramatic part.
|CaptainJesusHood - 2009-03-18 |
2:45 - No! No, Mr. Peepers! NO! Give him an apple.
|Hooker - 2009-03-18 |
Red Eye is still on the air? I thought it suffered the same fate as that Half Hour News Hour show.
|Yellow Lantern - 2009-03-18 |
That guy is aware that Canada has a non-Mountie police force, right? He's just making a lame hyperbole of a joke, and isn't actually that ignorant. Right?
I probably do not actually want to know the answer to that.
|gazebo - 2009-03-18 |
Canada shares a border with the Orion Star Empire?
|Koda Maja - 2009-03-18 |
I would love to see the four of them go through basic training in ANY country's military.
|halon - 2009-03-18 |
I have not seen so much self-satisfied autofellatio since the Ourobouros began the universe.
|Bort - 2009-03-18 |
If you don't want to fight, you go to Canada ... or get a job at Fox Studios.
|garcet71283 - 2009-03-18 |
Stopped watching faster than I finish a book on great Canadian war heroes.
My personal favorite:
|vissarion - 2009-03-18 |
|GravidWithHate - 2009-03-18 |
The US Army is facing a similar issue. They're just better at couching it in bullshit than we are apparently.
|stage - 2009-03-18 |
I want to see one of these fuckers with the studio makeup laughing it up in a bar filled with canucks up here, saying the same stupid shit.
|James Woods - 2009-03-18 |
I just want to say that I'm Canadian, and I found that deeply offensive. I hope the people in this clip represent a small portion of the United States population.
BTW JW: we don't award stars for presenting cogent, sensible, and moral viewpoints. They're awarded for extremes of both excellence, and despicable depravity.
Hmm. My mistake. Five stars for shrinking my nut-sack with rage.
|godot - 2009-03-19 |
Oops. Hard to see you from up here:
April 18, 2002: American F-16 kills 4, wounds 8 Canadians in Afghanistan
Sep 4, 2005: American A-10 kills 1, injures 30 Canadians in Afghanistan
My friend carried his friends to a medevac location when his unit was bombed in April 2002 by those F-16s.
|Seattle - 2009-03-19 |
Five stars in celebration of complete idiocy.
1. We started this war. Without a viable plan to debilitate terrorist factions, without adequate knowledge of the workings of a heavily aggressive Muslim culture, and without a clear exit strategy. We're lucky that any other country is helping us at all.
2. Leslie is actually not an unusual name for a man. Only ignorant and insecure men would bother to make a joke about a 'feminine' name.
3. What's wrong with yoga? Or painting? Or "running on the beach in gorgeous white capris"? See above male insecurity comment.
4. Har har har! Canada has a history of not starting wars! What a concept.
5. They should take a lesson from us, just keep making fake money and ballooning our foreign debts to make more sub-par equipment for our soldiers.
6. Our police have to ride in heavily armored cars and wear bulletproof vests because we have are a violent society. High crime rates are indicative of a serious failure to maintain a healthy society.
7. I just wasted my time writing this all out.
FUCK I WANT TO RIP THEIR FACES OFF.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-19 |
Please let all of these people be raped.
|mr666 - 2009-03-19 |
Those of you whom are Canadian and are taking anything that Fox News says seriously need to step back and realize that this is FUCKING FOX NEWS. That says it all.
FOX honestly scares the shit out of me. It scares me that there are enough people in your country to make their advertising space worth anything. If it gets much worse over there we're going to have a serious illegal alien issue, only those aliens are going to be psychotic-republicans who thought they were scared shitless of the riots and FED and the illuminate, but will quickly wake up to realize Canada is full of gays, and that's when they'll really start to snap.
|mon666ster - 2009-03-19 |
On behalf of all of Canada, let me just say "Oh be nice!".
Also, if the US military is so strong, why can't they ever win a war anymore?
Oh, the US military still can win a war better than any other country. It's just the post game plans we have problems with.
|James Woods - 2009-03-19 |
Each one of these could be named Leslie L. Leslie and no-one would fuck with them unless you're stupid enough to believe Allah has a plan for islam to take over the Earth.
|Syd Midnight - 2009-03-19 |
The Canadian military should get that one sniper guy from Afghanistan to pick this asshole off from over the border.
|James Woods - 2009-03-19 |
Seriously. My old boss had some beers with him. Said he was a pretty mellow guy. I've been around JTF2 soldiers on the job. They're pretty intense.
James, breathe deep, buddy, it's cool.
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