God damn it, I wish the Legion of Doom would get off their asses and give me something to do!

Que pas Wonder Woman! Why you down in Nogales?

What's the point of having an invisible plane when everyone can see the outline?

HEY GUYS PLASTIC AND STYROFOAM THINGS AREN'T FOR CHEWING.

THANKS WONDER WOMAN.

Don't eat styrofoam even if you're bored

Because dogs never freak out when some weirdo randomly swings out of nowhere on a rope attached to nothing.

I like the street crossing one. She didn't even give advice on that one. She just congratulated them on doing the what they already knew.

I liked the one where she beat and tied up some Vietnamese sex slavers, freed the women, armed them with knives and stood back while they cut and stabbed their former captors to death.

Kid: "How about staying for supper, Wonder Woman?"
Wonder Woman: "AHAHAHAHHAHAHA"

20 years later he grew up to be Dr. Misogynist.

The fifth star is reserved for the first person to identify the gender and ethnicity of the kid at 1:15.

"It's a burrito! Give it back!"

When a dog growls at you, give it your hand. Thanks Wonder Woman!

True: if you eat enough styrofoam, you will see women in hooker outfits appear out of nowhere.

What about all that paste and chapstick I ate when I was 5?

Seems kind of strange to receive safety tips from a BDSM bottom

Real life needs scantily clad women congratulating you for crossing the street now more than ever.

I've got a fucking safety tip. If you're going to fly a jet clear it with FAA airspace and for the love of god maybe get one people can actually see.

Finally! Now I know why those dogs attacked Rorschach.

wonder woman i guess i appreciate it but lassoing things out of my mouth seems kind of intrusive

I've got some advice: don't fucking try to pet stray dogs under any circumstance.

How about staying for supper?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

So....is that a yes?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Look, you can leave now Wonder Woman, thanks for the tips....

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That kid at the end sure is self-righteous. He takes them pen from the girl but he was the one making a meal out of a styrofoam cup two seconds before.

I was hoping the description had something to do with the preview frame.

I like the way you shouldn't chew items because they might be made of poison and not because of the obvious choking hazard.

How would a plant be dangerous if it were not poisonous? I need to know this. Her off-the-cuff remark has filled me with fear

I like how she had to have taken out at least a block or two's worth of backyards in order to land her invisible jet so she could tell some kids not to eat shit they found.

When I was a kid I never even considered chewing on styrofoam cups until these PSAs gave me the idea that it might be fun.

Where did she swing in from before saving those kids from the dog?

Wonder Woman, if you're complimenting people on their "safety sense," you are officially worse than Aquaman.

Get a man, get a job, get a life.

That was a pretty elaborate plan to have dinner with Wonder Woman.

I know it's been asked before but WHY DO THEIR EYES HAVE TO BE FLESH COLORED?