Caminante Nocturno 
God damn it, I wish the Legion of Doom would get off their asses and give me something to do!
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baleen
Que pas Wonder Woman! Why you down in Nogales?
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Timothy A. Bear
What's the point of having an invisible plane when everyone can see the outline?
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glasseye
HEY GUYS PLASTIC AND STYROFOAM THINGS AREN'T FOR CHEWING.
THANKS WONDER WOMAN.
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Jeff Fries
Don't eat styrofoam even if you're bored
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KnowFuture
Because dogs never freak out when some weirdo randomly swings out of nowhere on a rope attached to nothing.
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Blandwiches
I like the street crossing one. She didn't even give advice on that one. She just congratulated them on doing the what they already knew.
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MrBuddy I crossed the street the right way hundreds of times and I never met Wonder Woman. What a rip off!
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afp3683
I liked the one where she beat and tied up some Vietnamese sex slavers, freed the women, armed them with knives and stood back while they cut and stabbed their former captors to death.
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Rafiki
Kid: "How about staying for supper, Wonder Woman?"
Wonder Woman: "AHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
20 years later he grew up to be Dr. Misogynist.
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garcet71283
The fifth star is reserved for the first person to identify the gender and ethnicity of the kid at 1:15.
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Killer Joe
"It's a burrito! Give it back!"
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Cleaner82
When a dog growls at you, give it your hand. Thanks Wonder Woman!
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Bort
True: if you eat enough styrofoam, you will see women in hooker outfits appear out of nowhere.
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kingofthenothing
What about all that paste and chapstick I ate when I was 5?
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manfred
Seems kind of strange to receive safety tips from a BDSM bottom
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boner Those are the kind of kids who would appreciate a nice pair of slacks.
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Keefu
Real life needs scantily clad women congratulating you for crossing the street now more than ever.
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endlesschris
I've got a fucking safety tip. If you're going to fly a jet clear it with FAA airspace and for the love of god maybe get one people can actually see.
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sunisevil
Finally! Now I know why those dogs attacked Rorschach.
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athodyd
wonder woman i guess i appreciate it but lassoing things out of my mouth seems kind of intrusive
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Hooker
I've got some advice: don't fucking try to pet stray dogs under any circumstance.
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Camonk It wouldnt' be until GI Joe that we'd get advice of that caliber. It's a wonder more kids of our generation aren't missing hands or suffering for horrible dog phobias.
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StanleyPain
How about staying for supper?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
So....is that a yes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Look, you can leave now Wonder Woman, thanks for the tips....
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Blandwiches
That kid at the end sure is self-righteous. He takes them pen from the girl but he was the one making a meal out of a styrofoam cup two seconds before.
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Knuckles
I was hoping the description had something to do with the preview frame.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I like the way you shouldn't chew items because they might be made of poison and not because of the obvious choking hazard.
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Pie Boy
How would a plant be dangerous if it were not poisonous? I need to know this. Her off-the-cuff remark has filled me with fear
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dead_cat
I like how she had to have taken out at least a block or two's worth of backyards in order to land her invisible jet so she could tell some kids not to eat shit they found.
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fluffy
When I was a kid I never even considered chewing on styrofoam cups until these PSAs gave me the idea that it might be fun.
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Pigeon
Where did she swing in from before saving those kids from the dog?
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Squeamish
Wonder Woman, if you're complimenting people on their "safety sense," you are officially worse than Aquaman.
Get a man, get a job, get a life.
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