"May have been misunderstood" Of course they misunderstood. They're Canadians. Its a genetic trait, like cowardice, homosexuality, and a fondness for maple flavored ham.
Its like none of these people had actually heard of Fox News before this.
Ah, a truly heart-felt apology right there. I know I always prefer it when instead of saying sorry, someone says that I misunderstood them.
I had hoped that a old canadian veteran, wizened and silent, would've asked to appear on the show, only to slap his fat, smug face and yell "Learn some respect, boy!" before slowly walking off set.
Something tells me this isn't going to satisfy a certain Bear Iron Man's tongue-ripping urges.
As a Canadian I find it kind of funny that my fellow countrymen were all shocked and suprised that Fox news broadcast something idiotic and offensive.
"They called our soldiers a bunch of pussies eh?
Its aboot time someone calls Fox news oot."
Also, this whole fiasco speaks to "our" inferiority complex when it comes to you fat bastards to the south. "We" like to get all high and mighty about how much better we are but in reality we really care about what you think of us.
We are insecure little shits.
But we have universal healthcare.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"I just called your mother a cunt but I didn't mean she's like a bad person or anything".
Four Canadian troops were killed last week? SHEEE-IIT! Canada's military has been halved in a single week?!
Which coincidentally has been the same number of US troops dying each week in Iraq since last October.
This is kind of the critical flaw of a (quasi) legitimate news organization trying to do a comedy program. A comedy organization can do a news program and they can say dumb shit because it's a comedy news program. A news org cannot do a comedy program with dumb shit, because it's a news comedy program.
|Testicles of Doom |
No matter what happens, I love you. Please don't judge me by the ignorance of my countrymen. Thank you.
Testicles of Doom.
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