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simon666 - 2009-03-23

For fuck's sake, get this turtle a proper mate already. Poory little guy :(

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-03-23

I want to make a joke so goddamn badly, but nothing is springing to mind. I'm just going to say that thanks to PoETV, I have observed that turtles are total Lotharios. If I am ever asked by a friend what to name a pet turtle, I shall reply, "Swissgar."

buttnutt - 2009-03-23

I had no idea they made noises.

Sputum - 2009-03-23

Good lord. Thanks for the close up of the turtle jizz. really.

thebaronsdoctor - 2009-03-23

I was surprised by how much jizz such a little turtle could produce.

frau_eva - 2009-03-27

Aw, it can't be that m--SWEET JESUS.

Charles - 2010-01-23

In the jizz, you can see exactly where his penis was touching the rock.

duckofdeath - 2009-03-23

he should be ashamed of himself

kingofthenothing - 2009-03-23

I probably shouldn't have watched this while trying to eat dinner.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-03-23

At first, I thought that I should mention that it's impossible to 'rape' an inanimate object.

Then I saw the video.

Old_Zircon - 2009-03-23

All turtle sex is rape

Meerkat - 2009-03-23

That's one way to get your rocks off.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-23

He won the race, now it's Miller time.

thebaronsdoctor - 2009-03-24

Also: It is clearly not rape when the rock wants it.

Old_Zircon - 2009-03-24

All turtle sex is rape

Camonk - 2009-03-24

Dude never wanted to hug his pet rock again. Every time he thought about it, this is what sprang to his mind. He called her a whore and threw her in the back yard.

erratic - 2009-03-24

Objectum sexual week continues at Poetv. Can you imagine if this turtle was introduced to Ayer's Rock?

Cleaner82 - 2009-03-24

Sex and ejaculation -- cute?

Unequivocally, yes.

Doctor Arcane - 2009-03-24

Zircon, is this your contribution to SFW Fetish Week?

Old_Zircon - 2009-03-24

Is it a fetish? You'd have to ask the turtle.

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