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Desc:ANYTHING THAT MOVES and anything that doesn't.
Category:Pets & Animals, Nature & Places
Tags:Rock, sex, turtle, better animals, money shot
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:03/23/09
Views:1560
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Comment count is 20
simon666
For fuck's sake, get this turtle a proper mate already. Poory little guy :(
j lzrd / swift idiot
I want to make a joke so goddamn badly, but nothing is springing to mind. I'm just going to say that thanks to PoETV, I have observed that turtles are total Lotharios. If I am ever asked by a friend what to name a pet turtle, I shall reply, "Swissgar."
buttnutt
I had no idea they made noises.
Sputum
Good lord. Thanks for the close up of the turtle jizz. really.
thebaronsdoctor
I was surprised by how much jizz such a little turtle could produce.

frau_eva
Aw, it can't be that m--SWEET JESUS.

Charles
In the jizz, you can see exactly where his penis was touching the rock.

duckofdeath
he should be ashamed of himself
kingofthenothing
I probably shouldn't have watched this while trying to eat dinner.
Caminante Nocturno
At first, I thought that I should mention that it's impossible to 'rape' an inanimate object.

Then I saw the video.
Old_Zircon
All turtle sex is rape

Meerkat
That's one way to get your rocks off.
Rodents of Unusual Size
He won the race, now it's Miller time.
thebaronsdoctor
Also: It is clearly not rape when the rock wants it.
Old_Zircon
Old_Zircon
All turtle sex is rape

Camonk
Dude never wanted to hug his pet rock again. Every time he thought about it, this is what sprang to his mind. He called her a whore and threw her in the back yard.
erratic
Objectum sexual week continues at Poetv. Can you imagine if this turtle was introduced to Ayer's Rock?
Cleaner82
Sex and ejaculation -- cute?

Unequivocally, yes.
Doctor Arcane
Zircon, is this your contribution to SFW Fetish Week?
Old_Zircon
Is it a fetish? You'd have to ask the turtle.

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