simon666 
For fuck's sake, get this turtle a proper mate already. Poory little guy :(
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j lzrd / swift idiot
I want to make a joke so goddamn badly, but nothing is springing to mind. I'm just going to say that thanks to PoETV, I have observed that turtles are total Lotharios. If I am ever asked by a friend what to name a pet turtle, I shall reply, "Swissgar."
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buttnutt
I had no idea they made noises.
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Sputum
Good lord. Thanks for the close up of the turtle jizz. really.
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duckofdeath
he should be ashamed of himself
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kingofthenothing
I probably shouldn't have watched this while trying to eat dinner.
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Caminante Nocturno
At first, I thought that I should mention that it's impossible to 'rape' an inanimate object.
Then I saw the video.
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Meerkat
That's one way to get your rocks off.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
He won the race, now it's Miller time.
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thebaronsdoctor
Also: It is clearly not rape when the rock wants it.
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Camonk
Dude never wanted to hug his pet rock again. Every time he thought about it, this is what sprang to his mind. He called her a whore and threw her in the back yard.
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erratic
Objectum sexual week continues at Poetv. Can you imagine if this turtle was introduced to Ayer's Rock?
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Cleaner82
Sex and ejaculation -- cute?
Unequivocally, yes.
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Doctor Arcane
Zircon, is this your contribution to SFW Fetish Week?
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Old_Zircon Is it a fetish? You'd have to ask the turtle.
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