|IrishWhiskey - 2009-03-24 |
The moneyshot at 0:07....
|James Woods - 2009-03-24 |
Man, South Park really did nail this phenomenon.
|Hooker - 2009-03-25 |
Okay, so I guess I'm out of touch. Who are the Jonas Brothers and why is symbolically ejaculating on hundreds of underage girls specifically gaulling or alternatively fitting from them?
Is that the south park reference? I havent watched that show in forever.
Disney can't use sex to sell their products unless they hide it. They present the Jonas Brothers as wholesome Chastity ring wearing Jesus lovers while knowing full well they're sex symbols. The foam is just one manifestation of that.
That picture of a mob of girls reaching for JBs genitals is another.
Also JB is BJ backwards.
The fact that Disney tricks gullible Christians and suburbanites into buying their sex symbols is the main thrust of the episode.
Also that Grey's Anatomy is for sexless old married couples.
What does one of them taking a slide on his and his two brothers' metaphorical semen symbolise?
I guess you jaded "Evil" people can't really relate after a while. We're not talking about consenting adults get spooged on at a porn convention.
We're talking Disney, the people who are all innocence and love, and these guys are going around talking about abstinence and don't give it up until you get married, you can wait until you're at least 25 to have sex but you have to wait until it's the right time and Prince Charming and the right place and only when it's your wedding night and everything is just right and romantic and magical and special and it'll be something you'll remember forever and ever and ever and it'll be the best thing you've ever done and it'll be even better because you waited all this time, and lots of girls actually BELIEVING THIS because their parents think it's great, but mostly they just go to see these guys that are soooo dreaamy and their dads are like 'oh, well, whatever my little princess wants, sure, you can go to the concert' and then all night long the band flirts with them and tells them they're precious and special and they want to whisk them off to a magical cloud and do things only they will know and they swoon, god do they swoon, the band has got them now... and, as the night's about to end, SPOOOOOGE... and the crowd goes wild...
Fuck Disney. Don't toy with people. People in porn have more integrity than this.
uh oh somebody's ODing on care-oin
i guess this is still pretty funny so it doesnt necessarily deserve 1 star, but you are a faggot who got riled up by a south park episode
It both funny and evil, but its hardly anything new. Boy bands have been doing the same thing for decades, and Boyzone and Backstreet Boys weren't much more subtle in their thrusting. The whole "selling sex to young girls in an innocent package" has been going on for as long as there has been a celebrity media. And Disney's always been about sex, including the story of Prince Charming as a metaphor for losing virginity.
Its hypocritical and less than subtle, but not any more shocking than Elvis was during his time.
|sparklefatty - 2009-03-25 |
What's in the foam?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-03-25 |
Hey, GWAR does the exact same thing.
|baleen - 2009-03-25 |
1 star for who cares
seriously fuck and fuck
|pastorofmuppets - 2009-03-25 |
i guess my reaction is the same as everyone else's. i saw the south park episode and assumed that the foam part had to be made up, since it's so ridiculous. and of course, it's not, and i'm proud to be living in such an insane and mockable world.
i can only get it up when irony is involved. Once I had a nun for a girlfriend, those were really wild times.
|chumbucket - 2009-03-25 |
4 star foreplay
|nutbush - 2009-03-25 |
I need you here right now, BEYBAYY
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-03-25 |
It's no secret that the chastity rings are for show and they fuck like any other rock band on tour, perhaps more so since they're not married and their only audience is fuckable age girls.
|FISTFULLofSOUL - 2009-06-08 |
Those evil little bastards.
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