Chuck Norris's Best Scene from Forest Warrior

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Chuck Norris's Best Scene from Forest Warrior

Desc:	Chuck catches evil loggers (and viewers) by surprise.
Category:	Nature & Places, Pets & Animals
Tags:	Chuck Norris, lumberjacks, forest warrior, oogie-boogie bear, chuck norris looking bored
Submitted:	lucienpsinger
Date:	03/25/09
Views:	2105
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Aelric

Chuck can't seem to decide if he is a Chinaman, an Indian or a cowboy.

Rape Van Winkle

Haven't you ever seen a shapeshifting mountain man before, you fucking turd?

StanleyPain

And you one starred it because....?

Camonk

He's so sick of Aelric's shit. He couldn't get past his rage. Aelric is a real piece of crap.

Caminante Nocturno

Everyone in this clip looks so embarrassed, except Chuck Norris.

pastorofmuppets

the bear most of all

Comeuppance

Is this from the live-action Animorph movie?

Randroid

In some alternative universe Aryan Chuck Norris, dressed in traditional Ukrainian folk garb, roundhouses an eastern european Jew logger in the head.

Ursa_minor

AHahaha

kingofthenothing

Oh man, Chuck Norris plays a 12th Level Druid. I think they were using 2nd Edition rules here.

Innocent Bystander

I think the portrayal of the lumberjacks as evil and the children as good could have been more explicit. As it is the viewer is left with a sense of moral ambiguity and confusion about who to root for.

Hay Belly

Pile on a few kittens, ducklings, bunnies and a three-legged puppy onto that stump with the cub.

FineFilter

This clip begs so many questions.

glasseye

Awesome.

Robert DeNegro

Chuck Norris IS... The Falconer!

chumbucket

don't mess with the beard

Michael Houser

It's like a Turner Network Action Weekend/Grizzly Adams Marathon collapsed in on itself.
(I assume Beastmaster was part of the former.)

Ludo Smell Bad

bear sounds like a zombie in HL2

Caminante Nocturno
It does.

OxygenThief

Whenever I hear a child yelling I also immediately point my loaded rifle in that direction, my finger on the trigger.

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