Ewww! Girls are guh-ROOOS! I bet you have cooties!

FUTUREBOT I AM GOING TO ATTACH ROMAN CANDLES TO MY BIG COCK AND THEN I'M GOING TO SIMULTANEOUSLY LIGHT YOUR ASS UP WHILE I FUCK IT

I WILL ILLUMINATE YOUR ASS SO IT WILL GLOW IN THE DARK

(WITH MY CHAINGUN ROMAN CANDLE ATTACHMENT)

These stars are for the roman candles.

whats really hood, bitch? jingle cats 4evah

All I know here is you're the one who watches a cute little cat video and starts thinking about sex.

what are you talking about?

I refuse to respond to anyone who does not begin his post by admitting how many stuffed animals are on his bed at this very moment. Be honest.

So which does futurebot need more: Preparation H or Vagisil?

I have one stuffed cat on my bed: my girl slep in my bed last night while I used the couch.

FUTUREBOT I HAVE FOUR STUFFED PIKACHUS I BOUGHT FROM SAVERS THAT I HAVE RIPPED OPEN

INSTEAD OF STUFFING, THERE IS CIRCUITRY AND ROBOTIC ARMS AND LEGS AND A RETRACTABLE DILDO (I INSTALLED DIFFERENT KINDS OF COLORS)

THEY ARE CALLED INKY, BINKY, PINKY, AND CLYDE

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT BE THE VICTIM OF A REMOTE CONTROLLED PIKACHU GANGBANG

PIIKKAAACHUUUUUUU (THEY CUM OZONE)

I have no stuffed animals on my bed. I do have a few around my apartment which were either gifts from friends or things I bought for decorative purposes.

I used to have stuffed animals on my dresser, but Elvis took them all under the stairs.

It's not jingle cats, it's Dance of the Sugarplums from the Nutcracker (set to cats meowing).

I have one stuffed buffalo the size of a pillowcase.

You can't get much more adult than furry sexuality. There's some freaky shit, dawg.

I currently don't sleep on a bed, there are generally two kitties on me however, and they are generally stuffed with kitty food.

Thank you, I watched this without sound and got the most benefit from it.

Five stars for the fact that a video of a cat licking a fox has made someone mad.

Seconded.

Futurebot is passionate on many subjects, but nothing else quite like this.

Apparently delicious too.

Nine out of ten kitties agree.

The Fennec fox seems to have a lot going for it.