After watching the whole thing, I can only assume that this horror is used as a substitute death penalty for minors in Japan. If you can finish the whole thing before dying of dehydration or self-inflicted injury, you've earned your freedom.

It's actually pretty fun -- if nothing else to listen to yourself loudly swear like a drunken, terribly injured Russian soldier being raped by a million sea urchins. It might not work so well if you have roommates or your neighbors can hear you scream.

It's fun to tag-team it with a friend. By yourself... that's something else altogether.

"Why are you still here? We made the game this hard so you would quit and go outside. Why don't you have a job yet? Your cousin Keito has a job. He's a shipping clerk for a plastics firm! He has a future! He is growing up to be a respectable man! You are a disgrace to your family and your nation! Why haven't you quit playing yet?"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) Intro + 1-1
Intro: "Oh no, that woman again?!"
Yoshi's House: "Go, quickly, without stopping!
-Super Dragon Yoshi-"
1-1: "Please do your best to clear the first stage"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 1-S
"Yellow blocks have appeared. That's all."

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 1-2
"You must hit the yellow switch before coming here"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 1-3
"Yoshi is important. You have to advance while feeding him"
"Thanks, moustachioed old man! Thanks a lot!"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 1-4
"I've tried to put in a bit of a riddle. Don't hold it against me!"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 2-1
No Block(s)

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 2-S
"Red blocks have appeared. What, that's all?! Ah well"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) S-1 (Star Road)
Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) S-2 (Star Road)
Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) S-3 (Star Road)
Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) S-4 (Star Road)
No Block(s)

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) S-5 (Bonus Area)
"Special stages all clear! Thank you very much for playing this far! If you clear this stage, you can go to 'the other world'"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 2-2
"You're worn out"

Super Mario World (Kaizo Edition) 2-3 (Bowser) + Credits
"Advance with all your might"

I liked mine better.