can we get a "don't have kids" tag?

YEAAAAH!! YOURE A PIECE OF CRAP YOU COMPUTER! *punch*

All you ever do is sit around the house all day eating your doritos and listening to Nickelback when you need to fucking upload my goddamn MYSPACE PHOTOS!!! RAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

Yeah, that'll fix it, Chad.

Military?

I've heard of booting a laptop but this is ridiculous.

The best is when just thinking about it makes him SO FUCKING MAD that he has to jump up and give it some more.

This is how my boss tries to fix things.

yeah you kick that inanimate objects ass.

You wanna grab your nuts a couple more times, Doug?

PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?

There is 0+ bucks down the drain.

If only the video has lasted long enough for him to stop and realize, "Fuck, now how do I play games and do stuff?"

I was thinking less along the lines of 'douche who happens to be in the military' and more in the vein of 'video being taken for academic purposes by halfway house for emotionally disturbed men with sociopathic tendencies.'

One day this may be used as some type of character reference in one of his many future trials, or therapy sessions. It's sad to see that it really is the smallest ones who suffer the most from our rage. That laptop never had a chance.

Did he get on one of the PoE TF2 servers or what?

The pizza boxes in the corner.

I'm guessing that was his from his enlistment check.

Meh.

Easy come, easy go.