"who is this american shit?"
"my husband"
"theres holes in the american."
"buddy I didnt come here looking for trouble"
"what are you looking for? Your mother?"
"you're beautiful, I take you into the kitchen and show you hot mayonnaise. When I finish I show you my friend"

weird.

I hope his wife took a shower after that.

Charles Bronson... just broke a guys dick.

A very painful 5 stars awarded.

Twisting someone's dick off: one of the Evils That Men Do.

We like to do that in the privacy of our own bedroom.

My balls may never have dropped had I seen this before puberty.

More fights need to end abruptly in this manner.

The creepiest part of this whole clip is the expression on the older black dude's face. He gets up from his table and wanders over all excited like, "hey, alright! finally an okay guy!"

I absolutely love Smiley Black Guy. He is just so radiantly delighted by all this.

Shit, now who is Pumaman going to rely on to get anything done?

Ah reeep hees deeeck off

Hey! Vadinho!

He twisted his junk so hard the man died!

Charles and his wife had some complicated foreplay

He was not the Puma Man

D: mixes painfully with :D when the black guy shows up

What was Bronson thinking?

YOU CAN'T LIFT A MAN UP BY HIS DICK IF YOUR BOOT IS ON TOP OF HIS THROAT. Charles should have taken a moment to think this thing through. Then maybe somebody wouldn't have gotten hurt.

"He knows all about it an-MONGOOSE STRIKES COBRA!!!" It's like those words leading into it were just a smoke screen to confuse his prey before Dr. Bronson performed a little outpatient dickectomy.

My own personal fight strategy is also a Hail Mary shot at the balls, problem is if you miss you're in deep trouble

Also his balls are gone.

What?
WHAT?
BOTH hands?