Chinese people reading books do cocaine, and so do I.
But I'm thankful that I got crack out of my system before I turned nine.
|wtf japan |
If I ever invent a new drug, I'm going to call it Jesus.
"Jimmy's parents were distraught when they found Jesus in between his mattresses."
"Danielle first heard about Jesus from a friend on her high school softball team. Four years later, her pimp beat her to death for stealing Jesus behind his back."
"Two oddly dressed men were arrested today after attempting to coerce minors into accepting Jesus."
100x better than orgasm? Truly, cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If you will only do what I tell you to do, and believe. Just fucking hurry up and believe. Now.
I wasn't sure that I was doing cocaine until now. I thought it would feel better than this.
|Lauritz Melchior |
"The Jesus Factor" would make for a great high-energy talk show.
Everybody is doing cocaine and then getting VERY GOOD BLOW DRYERS FOR THEIR HAIR.
1:52 and the sausage-fest of horrible fashion from the eighties.
Close up on the rat's eye as a tear slowly falls.
|James Woods |
|Caminante Nocturno |
People from all walks of life use cocaine, yet for some reason the only ones we put in jail for it are the poor ones.
I'll give this video one thing--it's fair and balanced.
Weep for these six year old children, who in only four years will all be hopelessly addicted to crack. Thank God they're only on weed and shrooms now. But that innocence won't last.
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