BillFisto - 2009-03-31
"You look puzzled!"
"Er, yeah.. What were you swinging from, exactly?"
Also:
"Then all that's left to do.. is bash it with a rock!"
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BillFisto - 2009-04-01 "Let's see.. Why, you have the makings of a Yo-Yo in here!"
"Looks like there's the makings of a Yo-Yo out here, as well."
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dementomstie - 2009-03-31
That would be the largest and most awkward yo-yo in the world.
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Hooper_X - 2009-03-31
We spent a minute dicking around on a shitty arts and crafts project! Now our show qualifies as "educational" under federal broadcasting guidelines!
Thanks, Wonder Woman!
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Hooper_X - 2009-03-31 Also: How about the "How to" tag. For irony's sake.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-03-31
"In a few minutes, I'll show you how to put it all together."
"Hey, what a great idea... Wait, why in a few minutes?"
"Well, first, I want to show you a little game my Amazon sisters and I like to play with each other."
"W-wait, what are you doing?!"
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nuzzles - 2009-03-31
...later that episode...
"SAFETY"
Girl: Hee, yay, fun, yo-yo, etc. *playing with a thing made out of a giant spool and some tupperware lids which might be a yo-yo*
Wonder Woman: *soars in from a random, kind of detached-looking rope swing* Hey, little girl. What are you doing there?
Girl: I'm playing with this yo-yo I made for school! *Yo-yo'ing*
Wonder Woman: Watch where you're throwing that thing! *takes the yo-yo* Yo-yos are dangerous...they aren't toys. Did you know that the...uh...ancient...Mayans or something even used them as weapons? And then, that guy from Startropics.
Girl: But Joey said if I get six full heart containers, I can wield the Morning Star. Then I can really fuck people up.
Wonder Woman: What kind of reference is this, anyway?
*TOTAL DISSOLUTION OF THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM*
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Xenocide - 2009-03-31
SUPERFRIENDS DUTY ROSTER FOR MARCH 31ST, 2009:
Superman: Rescue the galaxy of M-19 from the clutches of the vicious Space Conquerors and their moon-destroying Infinity Beam.
Batman: Stop Doctor Oblivion from unleashing his latest creation, Anti-Matter Frankenstein, whose very touch could obliterate the Earth.
Flash: Defeat Captain Timewarp's mad plan to go back to 1776 and turn George Washington into a goose with his goose laser.
Black Vulcan: Bring the funk.
Aquaman: Save Hawaii from Admiral Shark and his missile-guided shark brigade.
Green Lantern: Stop the plans of Cosmic Emperor Vengon and his Space Zebras to use their magical Opposite Amulet to turn the sun into a giant snowball.
El Dorado: Defeat the rampaging Hell-giant of Quazalataca before the rise of the full moon.
Wonder Woman: Make something with string. Or don't, just stay out the men's way, dammit.
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Testicles of Doom - 2009-03-31
Well, I'm sure making that cheap little yo-yo will keep Darkseid at bay for at least another year or two.
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Urburos - 2009-03-31
It's the commentary that makes moments like these precious.
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Camonk - 2009-08-19
Guys, you guys are dicks. Maybe this is Wonder Woman's hobby. Or her community service.
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