i had a lot of things to say about this video, but then i realized that the tags said it all....

at first i thought that maybe he had only accidentally uploaded this video onto youtube... and then i became horrified at the thought that anyone would actually want to see more of this..

greatest preview image of all time?

That is one unfortunately shaped human being.

O dayum!

hahahahahahah (gasp) hahahahahaha!

HE'S WASTIN HIS TIME ON THE 'PUTER WHILE METRO CITY GOES TO SHIT!

i love bears!

"Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar"-tag

Why is the cigar's cherry blue?

That cigar was like a giant, petrified turd.

Apocalyptic leathers (2 weeks ago)

I can only imagine him all sweaty and smelly and me hugging him, both in full leather!

I can only blame Abercrombie and Fitch for this extreme overreaction to the opposite pole.

hey that cigar is pretty big pal

Love bears, love cigars, but I just couldn't find this hot no matter how hard I tried. I felt more embarrassed for him than anything.

Five stars.

All the good ones are gay or taken.

i think he might be gay, you guys.


also, what the hell do you smoke that turns blue like that?

trying too hard to be a one-stop-shop of fetishes, he may have succeeded if he put his bare feet up while smoking the cigar in leather and exposing his belly

this sort of stuff is even more baffling that eating poop

I see, he could suck a giant dick with no hands.

I think this guy was in Fallout 3.

His cigar may be big, but his dick is kinda small. (I looked him up on xtube.)

For a fella who makes sucking such a priority, you'd think he'd be able to draw a bit more smoke.

I picture him as having Harvey Firestone's voice while singing "Be a Man".

Guy, that's a novelty cigar. Don't smoke that. It's going to taste AWFUL!
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Heeeeey. I think he might be smoking that cigar for prurient reasons!

Hate bears, hate cigars, but I just couldn't find this not hot no matter how hard I tried. I felt more embarrassed for me than anything.

Five stars.

Don't be a moron.

If you have an oversized novelty cigar you need to light it with a blowtorch, or a burning rolled-up newspaper, or perhaps the immolated corpse of your enemy, whom you have just doused in gasoline. Anything less is just half-assed.

TBQH I like these a lot better when they pretend to be outlaws and trash talk each other. But always 5 stars for hard smokin' bears.

it's so fucking weird to see an ex-boyfriend on poetv. Glad to see he's doing ok, though! the nose piercing is new.

I came