Smellvin
GOLD
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splatterbabble 
Dear Atheists,
What did Baby Jesus ever do to you?
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takewithfood
I'm tempted to just rate based on the performances (especially the last one) but how did they sort the trolls out from the rest?
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takewithfood Well aware of Poe's Law, but thanks.
It's just hard to enjoy it when at least half of these are probably trolls. Oh well, nevermind.
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heyitslozeau
was going to give this 3 stars till the last frame.
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rustedmutt
I need to see the authors of this BS out of my acid pool asap, thanks.
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Menudo con queso
I think Redbeard is my favorite.
Is there a neighborhood I can move to where they do the wooden X thing? If they have good transit access, I'll relocate there permanently.
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gambol
ugh
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NewHeavenSalesman
For some reason, the last story reminded me of a conservative version of nevervoid's Halloween spooktacular: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41558
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RockBolt
DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID!
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Stog
MONKEYS DON'T LIVE SEVERAL MILLION YEARS, STUPID!
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Camonk No, you're a liberatarian because you're a horrible American
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Cena_mark I am a Great American. The Han Man called me that when I called his show.
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kingarthur Every now and then Mark's veneer slips and I'm reminded he's human.
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buttnutt
I'm glad they got dressed up for this.
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StanleyPain
I love doing this shit with people, but I cannot keep a straight face for this long.
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NoCode
Hahaha!
Why are there gay men fucking in the bedroom?
Oh, because I wanted to watch.
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boner
I'm gonna go fuck a hooker.
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dementomstie
The last one is amazing. I like that whoever wrote it seems to think that all atheists are Death Eaters.
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Camonk
Jesus that atheist family sounds awesome! They smoke pot, get abortions, let gay dudes bang in their house, all kindsa shit. I'm gonna be honest, that dude's fictional atheists are way better atheists than I am. Shiiit. I never let gay dudes fuck in my house.
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Kumquatxop
THREE WORDS
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Robert DeNegro
Idunno. It somehow sounds more rediclous when actually comes from the horses mouth.
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NoCode It definitely does sound more rediclous that way, yes.
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Xenocide
Why would he come home just to tell his mom he was going to go fuck a hooker? He'd fuck a hooker, THEN tell his mom. Because atheists believe in efficiency. And eating Christian babies. Feet first, so they don't die until the end and feel more pain. Again, efficient.
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dead_cat Hey, Atheists are all about cannibalism!
http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60995
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Xiphias
I was kind of expecting to hate this.
Instead, I am going to have sex with these young men.
GAY sex.
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dead_cat
Oh man, why couldn't my family have raised me Atheist?
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spencer
Woah! We have black robes??
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kingarthur
The "If atheists ruled the world" scenario gets my five stars of love.
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OxygenThief
Had to share this from the forum posts they have collected:
"I'm sorta the same way LucciusJulius when I'm playing Halo on X-Box live, a great ice breaker to talk about my faith is to say: "You know Master Cheif isn't the only one who gave his life to save humanity."
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Kumquatxop This is maybe the funniest thing I've read all week
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IrishWhiskey That's stupid. Master Chief didn't die. He's way too tough for that. And he didn't just save our souls, he saved the whole Universe!
All Glory Be To The Chief!
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phalsebob
I love the "lets enact something verbatim from an internet forum" genre. Soon, this genre will get more sophisticated, and people will portray their characters as cavemen or pirates or cavemen pirates, and that'll be ok. Then Lucas will jump on board and fucking ruin it with CGI.
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Paranatural
I've loved that site for so long. This video's concept was kinda weak but the execution was excellent.
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joelkazoo
ATTENTION FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Athiests do NOT want to kill you, they just want YOU to leave THEM the FUCK alone!
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Pie Boy
deoxyribonucleic acid, brain shut down
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Caminante Nocturno
If atheists ruled the world, every day would be Christmas. Or, as we would call it, DARWIN DAY!
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That guy
Wittgenstein's Bladder
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