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Desc:Some of it is pretty good, when you hear it out loud.
Category:Religious, Humor
Tags:fundamentalists, christians, acid in our bodies
Submitted:baleen
Date:03/30/09
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Smellvin
GOLD
splatterbabble
Dear Atheists,

What did Baby Jesus ever do to you?
takewithfood
I'm tempted to just rate based on the performances (especially the last one) but how did they sort the trolls out from the rest?
The McK
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law

takewithfood
Well aware of Poe's Law, but thanks.

It's just hard to enjoy it when at least half of these are probably trolls. Oh well, nevermind.

heyitslozeau
was going to give this 3 stars till the last frame.
rustedmutt
I need to see the authors of this BS out of my acid pool asap, thanks.
Menudo con queso
I think Redbeard is my favorite.

Is there a neighborhood I can move to where they do the wooden X thing? If they have good transit access, I'll relocate there permanently.
gambol
ugh
NewHeavenSalesman
For some reason, the last story reminded me of a conservative version of nevervoid's Halloween spooktacular: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41558
RockBolt
DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID!
fluffy
I'M MELTING

Stog
MONKEYS DON'T LIVE SEVERAL MILLION YEARS, STUPID!
Man Who Fights Like Woman
IF MAN CAME FROM MONKEYS, THEN WHYCOME THERE STILL BE MONKEYS?

cognitivedissonance
BRULE'S RULES

Cena_mark
"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear I would have killed many many times."

And Rush wants this to be the base of the Republican Party. People like this is why I'm a Libertarian.

Camonk
No, you're a liberatarian because you're a horrible American

Cena_mark
I am a Great American. The Han Man called me that when I called his show.

kingarthur
Every now and then Mark's veneer slips and I'm reminded he's human.

buttnutt
I'm glad they got dressed up for this.
StanleyPain
I love doing this shit with people, but I cannot keep a straight face for this long.
NoCode
Hahaha!

Why are there gay men fucking in the bedroom?

Oh, because I wanted to watch.
Rudy
She wanted to watch the gay men.

Jeff Fries
Fucking, each other

citrusmirakel
And then he would say "Okay, that's fine with me."

glenn
I hope the quotey fingers corresponded to "quotes" within the post.

boner
I'm gonna go fuck a hooker.
dementomstie
The last one is amazing. I like that whoever wrote it seems to think that all atheists are Death Eaters.
NoCode
We are.

Camonk
Jesus that atheist family sounds awesome! They smoke pot, get abortions, let gay dudes bang in their house, all kindsa shit. I'm gonna be honest, that dude's fictional atheists are way better atheists than I am. Shiiit. I never let gay dudes fuck in my house.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Well there's always tomorrow!

IrishWhiskey
"If it weren't for my faith in God, I'd be watching gay dudes fucking allllll the time. Probably more than watching too. Now do you see why atheism is evil?"

bac
There needs to be a gay porno theater abortion clinic for this woman to go to.

Kumquatxop
THREE WORDS
Robert DeNegro
Idunno. It somehow sounds more rediclous when actually comes from the horses mouth.
NoCode
It definitely does sound more rediclous that way, yes.

citrusmirakel
What's rediclous mean, anyway?

Is it sexy?

HankFinch
I pretty sure that was a typo.
It's supposed to be "Ready, Claus?"
And yes, It's sexy.

mashedtater
I thought it was supposed to be "Red Delicious" and so I started thinking of apples.

Yum!

Xenocide
Why would he come home just to tell his mom he was going to go fuck a hooker? He'd fuck a hooker, THEN tell his mom. Because atheists believe in efficiency. And eating Christian babies. Feet first, so they don't die until the end and feel more pain. Again, efficient.
dead_cat
Hey, Atheists are all about cannibalism!

http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60995

Xiphias
I was kind of expecting to hate this.


Instead, I am going to have sex with these young men.

GAY sex.
HankFinch
Cool, I get to watch!

Screwtape
Be sure to tell your mom.

dead_cat
Oh man, why couldn't my family have raised me Atheist?
dr_rock
My parents raised me Atheist, and now I go to Liberty University just to piss them off!

spencer
Woah! We have black robes??
James Woods
Duh, they hand them out at atheist church.

kingarthur
The "If atheists ruled the world" scenario gets my five stars of love.
OxygenThief
Had to share this from the forum posts they have collected:

"I'm sorta the same way LucciusJulius when I'm playing Halo on X-Box live, a great ice breaker to talk about my faith is to say: "You know Master Cheif isn't the only one who gave his life to save humanity."
Kumquatxop
This is maybe the funniest thing I've read all week

IrishWhiskey
That's stupid. Master Chief didn't die. He's way too tough for that. And he didn't just save our souls, he saved the whole Universe!

All Glory Be To The Chief!

phalsebob
I love the "lets enact something verbatim from an internet forum" genre. Soon, this genre will get more sophisticated, and people will portray their characters as cavemen or pirates or cavemen pirates, and that'll be ok. Then Lucas will jump on board and fucking ruin it with CGI.
Paranatural
I've loved that site for so long. This video's concept was kinda weak but the execution was excellent.
joelkazoo
ATTENTION FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Athiests do NOT want to kill you, they just want YOU to leave THEM the FUCK alone!
joelkazoo
Same thing with the Atheists, too!

Pie Boy
deoxyribonucleic acid, brain shut down
Caminante Nocturno
If atheists ruled the world, every day would be Christmas. Or, as we would call it, DARWIN DAY!
That guy
Wittgenstein's Bladder
Juice Eggs McKenna
I don't understand why she would tell him not to go into the bedroom
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