Less ice cream and movies. More cardio. Just a suggestion, girls.

that is an awesome preload image. +1

too bad the video sucks ass.

Extra star for the "eyeliner" tag. I'm a sucker for good tags.

I want to strap Alan Moore to a chair and force him to watch this. If anything could make a head explode that would be the right combination.

AND THEN MISS KUVASAKIS LOOKED AT THEM.

All five stars are for the re-enactment of the rape scene with the false goatee.

Good god it's my neices. Nieces. Oh what the hell Warhead? I drank some wine and made lasagna with my garden jalapenos and it turned out really nice.

But totally the wine.

OK five stars, the last rape scene had me in stitches.

After watching this video I suddenly was struck with the realization that I had no idea how I'd gotten here or come to see this. Then I hit the back button and realized POEtv has become an addiction.

teenagers with access to the internet utterly horrify me

no one over the age of 20 can relate to these people. they're like an alien species making inappropriate youtubes with no sense of decorum

Oh man, I remember that scene from the comic.

If anyone's interested, this is a fairly accurate representation of substitute teaching. 'Cept with a bit more wine.

good use of benny hill.

Needs "dumpy" tag.

This video was awesome.

Thank god 16 is the cut-off in WA.

I declare this not the most terrible movie made by vapid teenagers I've ever seen.

Every clause ends with a question-like inflection. Oof, fat.