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Desc:One of the most terrible of all everything is terribles.
Category:Horror, Educational
Tags:martial arts, Duck, children, everythingisterrible
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Comment count is 39
wtf japan - 2009-03-31
Daniel Striped Tiger - 2009-03-31
Fiend! Swine! I go to hit the submit button and "THIS LINK HAS ALREADY BEEN SUBMITTED"! This clip would have been mine if you and Chet weren't secret lovers!
baleen - 2009-03-31
I wrote chet an email recently and he never responded. I thought maybe he was seeing you. I don't know. It's fucked up, you know?

Sean Robinson - 2009-03-31
Mr. East-West may seem like a vanity project for Mark McKinney, but if it gets just one kid slapped in an alleyway it will truly have been God's work.
Foolish Motorcycle Accident - 2009-03-31
It's nice to see Rob Corddry getting work.
sosage - 2009-03-31
All that and the kid only learned how to be someone's bitch in a random industrial park alleyway.
mouser - 2009-03-31
I thought that was plain old stupid.

Then, DUCK! changed my mind. This is awesome.
athodyd - 2009-03-31
Is your child bothering you about karate lessons? Simply purchase this video and he'll never be interested in any of that chop socky bullshit ever again.
Hooper_X - 2009-03-31
I want to see Bas Rutten kick the everloving shit out of this guy.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-03-31
He's serenading the small Asian girl. Awfully close to that Asian girl.
zatojones - 2009-03-31
that guy was going on and on to his friends for months about how great an idea this was and how so many kids' lives were going to change because of it
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-03-31
Dude, the other members of your garage band are going to be pissed when they find out you used the band van to try and kidnap a little girl.
Keefu - 2009-03-31
W-why did he turn into Kim Jong-il at the end?
Xiphias - 2009-03-31
Because Master East-West lives in all of us.

baleen - 2014-03-31
For what's it worth in 2014, I wish whoever hadn't banned you, Xiphias.

hornung - 2009-03-31
winnie cooper at 1:23?
Tstyle - 2009-03-31
what happened to the kid in the alley?
baleen - 2009-03-31
That must not be discussed.

Spit Spingola - 2009-03-31
John Malkovich like you've never seen him before.
Rudy - 2009-03-31
I once knew a girl who could take three deep and, yes, she did know the score.
Old People - 2014-03-31
Don't you be so crude and feckless!

ZugZug - 2009-03-31
I think they used real junkies in the filming of this.
Flux - 2009-03-31
this is not part of wuxia week
Old_Zircon - 2009-03-31

Testicles of Doom - 2009-03-31
Where the fuck do these kids live that they are constantly being assaulted by giant, shady dudes?
Helena Handbasket - 2009-03-31
Why didn't all the kids get to be the same rank????? One kid was just an orange belt with tips.
cognitivedissonance - 2009-03-31
There has to be a story behind this. This has to mean something rational. My mortal mind must rationalize this in some logical way or else everything I have is a lie.
Urburos - 2009-03-31
Please add a "faux asian" tag.
IrishWhiskey - 2009-03-31
I was unaware that the funky chicken was a martial arts move.

That look at the end between Kim-Jon Il and the little girl does not bode well.

Chalkdust - 2009-03-31
dude yelled that watermelon in half
CornOnTheCabre - 2009-04-03
that's where I lost it

DrVital - 2009-04-01
How can this not have a White People tag?
chumbucket - 2009-04-04
he lives inside of me too
commandocucumber - 2009-07-30
disgusting thought, eh?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-04-06
Because kids can't learn anything without a Casio and horrible songs.
8bitwintermute - 2009-04-14
I truly do not have the necessary mental capacity to fully experience this.....

that's the only explanation
Cleaner82 - 2009-05-24
This technique is very important. First, you run away. Then, you offer your attacker money. Finally, you are slapped. This is the technique.
kingofthenothing - 2009-06-23
no, no, you weren't paying attention. You try to run away. You fail. You offer your attacker money but they slap you because that's not what they're after. You agree to do what the attacker says, and you get raped somewhere, killed, and tossed off a bridge, only to be found in Winter in some other city by some kids playing on the ice. Your corpse will be unrecognizable by this point and the kids will be snot-nosed little punks who will break the ice so they can poke sticks at you. Some time later, your body will float onward, never to be found again.

Time Travel Mishap - 2009-08-20
If he is the spirit of martial arts, who is the master who teaches him about letting things go past so you can fly?
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