|Sean Robinson |
Classical Dance: Ballet is Still the Devil's Tango!
(I'm presuming this is pentecostal and perhaps also Nigerian)
Oh, man. I need to see this - the official website says they're having an essay contest!
(Also, it does not look worse than Save the Last Dance.)
dance for christ's sake
They showed this at our midnight premiere of Watchmen. All the nerds had a good laugh.
"I have come. For the rest of your eyebrows. GIVE THEM TO ME!"
God wants you to be his messenger, so he's going to cripple you with a debilitating and probably fatal disease, ok? BUT HE LOVES YOU.
"Man, this is gonna tick off the Devil!"
|Space Ratcatcher |
Yeah, this trailer blew my mind when I saw in in the theater. Also, from their website plot synopsis:
"Marketing note: This movie is a chick flick with a manifested menacing devil. This will attract a wide demo of men and women."
Also, God gets tired of the free will thing and gives the girl a magic power to instantly convert people to Christianity.
Who is Agent LeSoul? Are they kin to Agent Leart? And what do they have to do with this?
In other news, I would totally do jesus chick but I'd have to make my escape really quick before she starts crying and praying. I'd have to leave a window open if it was on the first floor if you know what I mean.
I eagerly anticipate this movie's appearance in the bittorrent community.
Given her acting range and camera presence, I predict the lead actress has a bright future in pornographic films.
|Helena Handbasket |
God damn it. I just discovered this and was hoping it wasn't submitted
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