I'm confident that this guy was either paid too much or not enough for this.

This whole video is amazing. I found it on VHS years ago, but the other day I googled it and foud a torrent of a new version that is twice as long (there is 30 minutes of new footage featuring actual Asian people and slightly less dated spandex at the beginning of the tape).

Google "Chinese Lovemaking Secrets"

"A snake in winter"

"A rock tossed into the ocean". We've all know girls like that, the eastern equivalent of throwing a hotdog down the hallway.

Transition.

Even though the penetrations are done quickly, the man must remember not to stab at the woman's vagina.