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Desc:A man whose laptop wont turn off implodes during the call!! NSFW language
Category:Humor
Tags:Dell, tech support
Submitted:F3AR
Date:04/02/09
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StanleyPain
I used to work at AOL and it was pretty much an unwritten law that the minute someone got abusive or pulled this shit that you could fuck with them and basically be as shitty as you wanted to them. I can't believe this tech didn't just hang up or something. I mean, I'm sure he was muting his phone and talking shit or prolly waved over co-workers to jack in, but still....he really missed a golden opportunity to fuck with this guy.
Urist
He was totally fucking with him... Email address? Asking for two different phone numbers?

mashedtater
and he did it so classy! I mean he just let the man do it to himself...

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
so AOL tech was basically about as professional as the rest of its service?

The Townleybomb
I can't tell if I want this to be real or not....
Lindner
Having worked in tech support... I can say it is real. -_- Entirely real. That operator's fucking cracker jack though!

He's a cool customer! I liked the two phone numbers bit. Heh heh... This service rep is GOD!

Hay Belly
If it is real, how did it get released? Dell must have contracts that insist on any work-related recordings be kept private and not released to the public. How would anyone get hold of the recording to copy, steal and release it? They can't be that readily available to anyone in the company.

CharlesSmith
Government stuff gets leaked all the time. Dell does not have better security than the government.

I'm always amazed the mental lengths people are willing to go in order to declare every video on the internet fake. People are fucking weird, and cameras are ubiquitous. Is it so hard to believe that weird videos of people would then make it onto the internet?

Magical Man from Happy-Land
MY PHONE NUMBER IS THE SAME AS MY MOTHER'S, OKAY!?!?!

Yeah this guy has issues.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUMAN IS!?!?!?!?!

HUH?

DO YA?
fermun
That was a difficult problem to solve.
HarrietTubmanPI
As someone who has done tech support for 3 years I would like to give a lot of kudos to the support rep. I've had my fair share of idiots on the line and that's the best way to deal with them - in a calm voice like you're their mom or dad and they just had a temper tantrum.
Frank Rizzo
I would just put em on hold and listen to them freak out in the background.

btw, when you're put on hold they can hear you. So don't molest your children when you think no one is listening. I'm looking at you flash.gordon who used erols internet in the late 90s.

Xenocide
WHAT.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Wait, what did he need again?
IrishWhiskey
I sympathize with both of them. There's a moron who's upset at a laptop being on and freaking out over Terminators. And then there's the Terminator demanding records to be able to account for all the dead in the upcoming Judgment Day.
kamlem
1. Hold power button in.

2. Wait 3 seconds.

FIN
Clever Name
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.techcomedy.com/calls/calls .htm
FISTFULLofSOUL
Tourette dad!
DMKA
I'm so fucking glad I don't have to do that shit anymore.
Camonk
I know, right? Doing tech support for a year drove me back into the loving, rustling, papery arms of academia.

chumbucket
the guy's sigh after being told how to fix it said everything
Spike Jonez
That plus the "You're not being very helpful!" after the guy helped him, despite the relentless tirade of verbal abuse... Classic.

baleen
JESUS CHRIST LIFE IS HAPPENING!! DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU!!! FUCKING.... THINGS!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Fuck it, fucking thing sucks. Fuck it, we'll DO IT LIVE!

j lzrd / swift idiot
Beaten to the punchline.

TeenerTot
What a douche.
Robert DeNegro
Boy, you can say THAT again. That guy was nothing but a cousin-lovin', possum-eatin' white trash DOUCHE BAG!!!!!

You know what else? That customer was a little touchy.

BaDum-Kshhht!

I'M HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS! TTRY THE VEAL AND REMEBMER TO TIP YOUR WAITRESS!

Justin Dohrmann
I'm not sure who's side I'm on.

Rudy
I'm on the laptop's side. That poor son of a bitch doesn't have a chance.

Caminante Nocturno
Mr. Burgess never learns.
James Woods
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUMAN IS!?
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