|Hooper_X - 2009-04-02 |
A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang him with. A communist would never do this, because he clearly doesn't know the first fucking thing about marketing.
|Randroid - 2009-04-02 |
My only regret is that I have but one 5 to give.
|chumbucket - 2009-04-02 |
I've fallen comrades, and I can't get up!
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-04-02 |
Not so much advertisement as vicious taunt. "THESE PRODUCTS EXIST."
|Cena_mark - 2009-04-02 |
America had superior ads, superior products (really look at that walkman) and superior culture. That's why we won the Cold War.
Man, a walkman with two headphone jacks is a great idea, are you kidding? That's actually really useful for long car rides when you were a kid in the 1980s.
Yes the Walkman was Japanese, but under an American Capitalist system. We nuked them so we wouldn't have to share Japan with Russia, so it was for their own good.
The Chinese are developing so quickly because they have adopted tons of Capitalist measures. They're still statist and authoritarian, but they are practically capitalist now.
you aren't as funny as you used to be
So THAT was the reason why US nuked Japan.
|zatojones - 2009-04-02 |
"Ask a Russian engineer to design you a shoe, and he'll give you something that looks like the box the shoe came in. Ask him to design something that will slaughter Germans, and he turns into Thomas fucking Edison."
|Ersatz - 2009-04-02 |
Not available in stores!
|boner - 2009-04-02 |
I sure could go for a nice pair of slacks.
|hornung - 2009-04-02 |
does that say HOBO ADVENTURE in Russian?
|TeenerTot - 2009-04-02 |
Is that Jane Fonda shilling dimmer switches? That pinko bitch!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-02 |
The only thing worse than marketing is bad marketing.
and the only thing worse than bad marketing is you.
|Rudy - 2009-04-02 |
"Honey, could you turn down the chandelier? I'm trying to watch the Hobo Channel."
|RomancingTrain - 2009-04-02 |
Maybe we wouldn't have hated them so much if we all used the same alphabet. Those backwards Ns really creep me out.
|bavariankumquat - 2009-04-02 |
I am incredibly reassured to find out that russian jackets and pants have pockets as well.
|Menudo con queso - 2009-04-02 |
I found an old SNL tape recently from the Hans und Franz days, and these ads are actually MORE stylish than the Mervyn's ads from the same era.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-02 |
Sigmund Freud facial hair comes standard with each suit.
|athodyd - 2009-04-04 |
"I get the left channel of the stereo and you get the right!"
|Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy - 2009-05-17 |
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