Disney's G-Force Trailer

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Comment count is 17

Bebido - 2009-04-06

So what you're trying to say is that this is the next feel good hit of the summer? of our lives?

IrishWhiskey

- 2009-04-06

I tried counting the cliche stock phrases and stereotypes and lost count at 57 less that halfway through.

They should seriously be sent to jail for 1:05. I mean really.

Xenocide - 2009-04-06

However, 2:24 provides an accurate description of this film.

RomancingTrain - 2009-04-06

It isn't even fully utilizing the cliches to their fullest potential
"That's just how they like it it" then we see the retarded hamster-ballmobile? Shit, "That's just how they roll" would be a lot better. I should get payed to come up with shit like this, would it really be that hard?

zatojones

- 2009-04-06

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS GREENLIGHTING THIS BULLSHIT?!

Emcee

- 2009-04-06

Can we start prefacing all of his shows with "FROM THE GENIUS WHO BROUGHT YOU DISNEY'S G-FORCE" now?

KnowFuture

- 2009-04-06

Oh look.
Jerry Bruckheimer is involved.
"Dat was off da HOOZOK!!!"
Do black people even say that?

Merzbau

- 2009-04-06

Bill Nighy NOOOOO

Five stars for being the most jaw-droppingly banal piece of shit I've ever seen. Seriously, this makes the Alvin & the Chipmunks movie look like the Magnificent Goddamn Ambersons.

Xenocide

- 2009-04-06

Orson Welles and the Chipmunks?

Dave: Theodore, have you seen Orson?

Theodore: Gee, Dave, last time I saw him he was playing with his radio broadcasting tower!

Dave: R...radio broadcasting tower?

(Dave runs upstairs to Orson's room)

Dave: Orson, what are you up to in here?

Orson (speaking into a broadcast mic) The carnage is incredible! The martians are slaughtering people by the thousands! It's total chaos! Flee your homes! Head for high ground! Do it now! Before it's too late!

Dave: ORSOOOOOOOOON!

(cut to music video of Orson Welles, Simon, and Theodore performing a sped-up version of "I Think We're Alone Now.")

Now, imagine the above, but as a two-hour feature film. You have just imagined something better than G-Force.

wtf japan

- 2009-04-06

5 because this is exactly the sort of movie they'd have Tracy Jordan do voice work for on 30 Rock.

Also, a movie with Will Arnett and Zach Galifianakis is going to suck. Balls.

Camonk

- 2009-04-06

Has Will Arnett been in anything good besides Arrested Development and 30 Rock?

IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-06

Amy Poehler.

wtf japan - 2009-04-07

ZING!

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2009-04-06

This will make a hundred million dollars.

And I'll hear a lot of moms say "oh but it's cute". Fuck you, parents. Go buy your kid a fucking book.

SecretJunk - 2009-04-06

The fact that Jon Voight isn't in this makes me reason that he is gravely ill.

Bozo

- 2009-04-30

painful.

Riskbreaker

- 2010-01-16

Millions of dollars in computer animation devoted to this. Not world hunger, not aids research, nope, all of them for this.

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