the Japanese are incapable of even beginning to grasp the concept of someone weighing more then this.

Yeah cuz it's not like sumo is their national sport or anything, dummy.

Sumos are rare and celebrated athletes there, and if a Sumo tried to play Wii Fit they'd probably send camera crews to watch in amazement.

I like how it was necessary for him to divide placing the mat and adjusting the mat into two different, exhaustive descents.

something rubbed somebody's fat the wrong way this morning.

augias just has a stout sense of ethics; his human compassion knows no bounds, like the waistlines of the grossly obese

I appreciate how Americans are so fat that they need special reinforcement to use Japanese exercise games.

Also, he doesn't even have to bend his legs, just shifting his massive upper body weight is enough to tip the pendulum, which kinda defeats the exercise. He just kind moves his tits from side to side.

I'd say that his cavalier attitude towards being so fat is abrasive and ignorant.

less than 330 pounds "super slim and super healthy" but the very fact that he's invested in weight support infrastructure for his video games as well made a video about it requires self-realization I don't see very often.

Less creepy than the pantless teenager, that's for damned sure.


Had a bracket in my post originally, sorry.

Sounds like my kinda circus!