|wtf japan - 2009-04-05 |
Your Christians taste so unlike your Christ.
| - 2009-04-05 |
her arguments are hard to refute.
Why, he's Johnny Fivestars, of course. A man of legend, it is said he appears on websites but once every thousand years, leaving stars to those who are worthy; one for every element that summons Captain Planet.
A force in the background, unknowable and untraceable other than for the stars he leaves strewn about?
OMG YOU GUYS. HE WAS HERE AND WE DIDNT EVEN LICK HIM.
YOU DIDN'T LICK THE JESUS GUYS
YOU MISSED OUT ON A GRAND OPPORTUNITY
HOW WILL YOU KNOW JESUS'S LOVE IF YOU DON'T LICK THE JESUS
His this is Johnny Fivestars!!!
|Xenocide - 2009-04-05 |
He wasn't speaking in metaphor. Jesus was actually that apple.
See, that guy was actually Satan, he wanted everyone to know he'd turned Jesus into fruit and was going to eat him alive.
And that girl has been duped into praising this horrible act of savagery.
She must be burned.
|Aubrey McFate - 2009-04-05 |
I thought it was going to be another Creationist Evidence Wins story, and then BAM CRAZYTOWN
|Clever Name - 2009-04-05 |
I was expecting this:
What I got was so much better.
|Dinanukht - 2009-04-05 |
That was the best Bible story EVER.
|Iakchos - 2009-04-05 |
That False God Which is Not God guy looks fun, I think I want to follow him.
Screen Capture, Rename "False God.png"
|Son of Slam - 2009-04-05 |
I don't remember reading that story in the Bible At All!
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-04-05 |
Everything about this hurt. I couldn't make it through. I hope it wasn't brilliant satire in disguise.
|Camonk - 2009-04-06 |
oh man. I had VenomFangX and DemoniusX completely confused. That made this video a pretty big disappointment to me. But it started at 10 stars, just from the title.
i did exactly that not too long ago. damn youtubers.
|dead_cat - 2009-04-07 |
I think my heart stopped from all the laughing.
|citrusmirakel - 2009-04-08 |
A Christian politely stands up and says "Sir, you're wrong!"
And the teacher says "How the fuck do you think it's polite to interrupt my lecture with some claptrap about apples disproving The Big Bang Theory?"
That's basically how it goes down in Jack Chick tracts. Only the retard with the apple would blow away every argument the teacher has and the students would all flock to him and be the right ind of Christian forevermore.
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