In case anyone needed proof that black metal is the worst metal.
Motion to disagree: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unblack_metal
a flaming monkey
I rather enjoy black coffee, black tea, black label, blackbirds, blackberries, black dracula and black metal.
|Simian Pride |
Norway No. 1! (and 2, and 3, and 4, and 6, and 7)
They sure do like running around in the woods...
|Frank Rizzo |
preload image: ANGST!!!!
or: YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE FURY!!!!
Abbath's voice always reminds me of Froggy from the Little Rascals
five stars for the first band "troll vomit"
|Jimmy Labatt |
Oh man the Ancient one is GOLD (it's actually a pretty solid album though overall). Kimberly Goss is as ugly as I remember her.
My first submission on PoeTV was an Ancient video; it gets a "valid grab ID failed" now, though.
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
So this is what the student film competitions look like in Norway...
I understand it's nine months of winter, but they sell those little daylight bulbs now, Norway. Might think about getting a couple.
The stars are for #2's hat
|missfire cracker |
They are all shot in the same motherfucking forest. Black metal bands take time off from LARPing to shoot videos.
Black metal is like scurvy in that scurvy is a vitamin deficiency but black metal happens when people don't have enough funk in them.
Black Metal bursts through the boundaries of unintentional self parody right through to new levels of awesome. There is no such thing as too ridiculous, only not ridiculous enough.
For instance, would any of these videos benefit from members of the band wearing seven foot metal spikes on shoulder pads? No, not good enough. What about seven foot metal spikes on shoulder pads that were on fire? Yes, that's better.
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