I think the more appropriate title should be "Logical Sex Ed." Satan's points made much more sense than the ones posited by the fundies.
Is there an "ironically counterproductive" tag?
If not, I propose its inception.
I object to that.
The words "ironically counterproductive" contain way too many letters that us POEtvers will no doubt misspell on a constant basis. Thus, there will be no way that any video tagged "ironically counterproductive" will group together for easy searching. Which, I believe, will all be ironically counterproductive.
I agree with Toenails excellent argument for creating an 'ironically counterproductive' tag.
|The Townleybomb |
I was all set to give this two stars for being some stupid comedy sketch by some stupid college kids, but then I realized this actually was some stupid churchy thing instead.
Satan made cats?
Geez, fundies, the one demographic you guys are kicking ass with is little old ladies. There's only two things they like: prayer and cats. Why you gotta make them choose, huh? This is just terrible marketing.
The only bad thing Satan takes credit for is plagues, but the Bible makes clear God's the one who visits down the plagues and kills first-born children.
Finally, someone who understands me!
|pressed peanut sweepings |
Do fundies think cats are evil? Oh, right, medieval morality.
I'd also like to thank god for masturbation. It is DEFINITELY awesome. See, you never see Jesus tossing any props Satan's way, but Satan is happy to give credit where it is due. I bet he'd make an awesome wingman, too.
This is why "abstinence only" education is so effective.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You know you're out of touch when you're theology's main villain comes across better than you do.
That's not entirely uncommon in the Bible:
God: "Eat the fruit and you'll die"
Satan: "Eat the fruit and gain knowledge"
Man eats fruit, gains knowledge, God throws a fit
God: "Job is a good person and obeys me
Satan: "Sure, but that's only because you're nice to him"
God throws a fit and kills Job's family just to make a point
God: "People who were evil, but promise to love and obey me, get rewarded."
Satan: "People who were evil get punished, whether they promise to obey me or not."
The one part that confused me was where Satan implied that oral sex was taboo in the 90's.
You know, if you have a guy come on and say generally reasonable things, putting him in a costume will not make them any less reasonable.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
So, he's supposed to be the bad guy or something?
also... "oral sex" is a dead link?!?
we've got work to do, people.
If I have kids I will play this for them. It will hopefully clear up a lot of misunderstandings.
They truly are the devil's advocate.
I hope they showed this all over the place. I hope this consists of the entirety of the sexual education for thousands of kids in Christian run schools.
Except for the adultery part, there wasn't an unreasonable statement or justification. And, given that they probably define adultery as being with more than one person even when not married, Satan's probably right there too.
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