FATegory,

It looks so fake. Which makes the realization that it isn't just that much sadder.

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I wash myself with a rag on a rope.

At the rate we're going, obesity aids may be the only thing still hand crafted in America.

Holy shit! Keep putting your feet in! Yes! Yes! Oh God! Fuck that body snake!

Fatty.

I like how they have the token skinny person using it too.

Using it also counts as exercise, technically.

C'mon... they didn't even put the effort in of casting semi-attractive women in this one. That would make this so much more normal-seeming.

Handcrafted by an eagle with a shield on its chest. Who poops liberty.

Yes, proudly made in the USA indeed.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a fat foot stamping on a body snake--for ever."

Body Snake does not retain water. That's YOUR job, fat ass!!!

The eagle should be crying.

FINALLY, fat people can have clean feet again, which is all they wanted. At least until they get chopped off.

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that kinky body snake

this thing is the greatest leaves you feeling refreshed after a shower -- really works great love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!