|James Woods - 2009-04-14 |
I just became a Jehovah's witness.
|Jeriko-1 - 2009-04-14 |
I knew this would show up. Jesus is all waxing Final Fantasy villain. Or that horrible, horrible 'thing' from that one claymation.
"I can create... A Flood or an... Earthquake if you like..."
That was Satan.
But it's okay; it wasn't THAT Satan, just his nephew.
|takewithfood - 2009-04-14 |
Spoilers at 2:26.
|Lurchi - 2009-04-14 |
I say sincerely: what.
On the other hand, this is what all religions say more or less. But this might make me convert.
|mouser - 2009-04-14 |
|Son of Slam - 2009-04-14 |
After all that my only question is:
What was the Volkswagen Bug doing on that ice bridge?
|oogaBooga - 2009-04-14 |
I dont think xenu is going to let space jesus hurt us, then the thetan spirit clusters will just float off into space. At least gravity and their memories keep them tethered to earth.
So what do you guys think of becks new album?
|bopeton - 2009-04-14 |
I really like the sound effect when Jesus gets reconstituted by God.
|fpeeingg - 2009-04-14 |
Child porn @ 3:06
|Rudy - 2009-04-14 |
Fuck 2:10, this whole thing made my brain hurt.
|Randroid - 2009-04-14 |
Mormons and Jehovas must use the same animation studio.
|chumbucket - 2009-04-14 |
was hoping to hear "autobots, transform" but looks like Jesus got off easy
|phalsebob - 2009-04-14 |
I don't know if I quite understand this. Jesus is Galactus now? Shit. I don't think even the Fantastic Four can get us out of this one.
|Mad Struggle - 2009-04-14 |
0:50 Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER ANGELS, HO!
|Camonk - 2009-04-14 |
So, wait, the archangel Michael is Keyser Soze? I stopped paying attention about halfway through.
|sosage - 2009-04-14 |
All this shit over an ancient calendar system taken too far...hey! Slug bug! 2 points!
|Aernaroth2 - 2009-04-14 |
Its like Rocket Robin Hood, only with a SpaceJesus
|FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-04-14 |
Wait, how did they prove that an invisible Jesus didn't appear in 1874?
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-04-14 |
2:08 "I'm going back to my planet now" (sound effect)
|StanleyPain - 2009-04-14 |
Bah...the REAL Jesus wouldn't need to break a dam to flood shit, he'd just LIFT THE SEAS FROM THE OCEANS AND SEND THEM ACROSS THE EARTH.
Either way, It's very nice of him - he had to put out the fires in new york somehow, right?
|Space Helicopter - 2009-04-14 |
Archangel Michael licked his sword. Cuz it's a metaphor.
|TeenerTot - 2009-04-14 |
1:47 Jesus in a convenient aerosol.
Oh, wow...does it get weird.
|Avengingatheist - 2009-04-15 |
I wonder what hat they picked the 144 thousand from?
|Slumgullion - 2009-04-15 |
Why does everyone want to blow up New York City? Is it the Jews? These people still want to kill the Jews, don't they?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-07 |
I can't get enough of the people at 2:50.
|Ponasty - 2009-08-21 |
Double face palm
|Riskbreaker - 2010-02-20 |
Jeeesus...i mean, holy shit!
|gambol - 2010-02-23 |
If Jesus blows up the earth and kills everybody, who do Jesus and the 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses rule over?
also there are several million JWs who are apparently fucked
|sparklefatty - 2010-05-07 |
Jesus was ripped. He was also cross-eyed.
|That guy - 2010-05-18 |
2:35 God casts meteor storm on a lady holding her 4-year-old, doing 20d6+infinity points of damage. God is now Lawful Evil.
I'm moving Jehovah's Witnesses from my spit list to my shit list. It's amazing how fear > love in all fundie religions, and therefore no one worries about worshiping the kind of god who would do this, because they're too worried about the meteor storm that someone planted in their imagination.
|Three Gee - 2010-05-20 |
3:05 is a secret teaser from DiC's new "Heaven's Gate" story.
|Old People - 2013-06-23 |
Jesus looks a lot like Charles Bronson.
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